Hudson Yards

Between 30 & 34th Streets at 10th Avenue

In the face of a planet ravaged by climate change, and the subsequent collapse of civilization, how is humanity going to carry on? The answer may be found at The Hudson Yards, New York’s latest destination sensation. A prototype of a Martian colony s... more

In the face of a planet ravaged by climate change, and the subsequent collapse of civilization, how is humanity going to carry on? The answer may be found at The Hudson Yards, New York’s latest destination sensation. A prototype of a Martian colony ship, the $25 billion facility was created by AlphaZon (and Related companies), and is designed as a proof-of-concept for how humanity can escape a denuded Earth while living in hermetically sealed comfort through the duration of the Monsanto Mars Terraformation®. For casual visitors, wealthy guests, and the moderately critical, the Hudson Yards Martian Colony Ship provides the opportunity to kinda sorta experience what life will be like for future colonists. Numerous distractions are available to delight the senses and excite the passions during the mind numbing journey and the several year period where drones, robots and the people in the orange jumpsuits create a sustainable environment. A seven story mall chock-a -lock with high end retail allow the casual consumer err… colonists to browse collections of six figure watches & jewelry, $200 skinny jeans at NYC’s first Neiman Marcus, and then trundle off to H&M for more affordable ... more

In the face of a planet ravaged by climate change, and the subsequent collapse of civilization, how is humanity going to carry on? The answer may be found at The Hudson Yards, New York’s latest destination sensation. A prototype of a Martian colony ship, the $25 billion facility was created by AlphaZon (and Related companies), and is designed as a proof-of-concept for how humanity can escape a denuded Earth while living in hermetically sealed comfort through the duration of the Monsanto Mars Terraformation®.

For casual visitors, wealthy guests, and the moderately critical, the Hudson Yards Martian Colony Ship provides the opportunity to kinda sorta experience what life will be like for future colonists. Numerous distractions are available to delight the senses and excite the passions during the mind numbing journey and the several year period where drones, robots and the people in the orange jumpsuits create a sustainable environment. A seven story mall chock-a -lock with high end retail allow the casual consumer err… colonists to browse collections of six figure watches & jewelry, $200 skinny jeans at NYC’s first Neiman Marcus, and then trundle off to H&M for more affordable world destroying fast fashion.

Foodies will be excited to explore the high-end mess halls such as TAK Room, at Hudson Yards, the first new offering to New York from


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Between 30 & 34th Streets at 10th Avenue
New York, NY 10001
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  • to 34th Street/Hudson Yards
  • to 34th Street/Penn Station

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