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The most passed along story on the Internet today is one from the NYT about the problems Obama is having appealing to Jews.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/22/us/politics/22jewish.html?em&ex=1211601600&en=5ab8a5cb91e5a407&ei=5087
After reading, this article, I humbly submit the following thoughts.
SUGGESTIONS FOR HOW OBAMA CAN WIN THE JEWISH VOTE:
In his next debate, answer every question with a question.
Refuse on principle to name his dog Hamas.
Claim Red Holtzman was the formative influence in his becoming a basketball lover.
Pre-emptively exclude Mel Gibson and Louis Farrakan from Vice Presidential consideration.
Change his website url to amabokcarab.com
Retract his previous claim that "whitefish" is a racially offensive term.
Change his slogan to Oybama 2008.
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