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Ernie Anastos: The Michael Vick Of Poultry


It's been a while, and we've missed an awful lot of publications going into stoppage time, but we were waiting for something really, truly worthwhile to post about. While Arnold Diaz has the distinction of being New York's weirdest newscaster, thanks mostly to his "Shame Shame Shame!" intro, Ernie Anastos has made a bid to take the throne. Mere hours ago, he advised a coworker—meteorologist Nick Gregory to, and we're quoting here, "Keep ****ing that chicken." It's become so popular in the intervening time, and Wikipedia's introductory paragraph already says that he's "best known for his off-color remark 'Keep ****that chicken,'" and the incident already has its own section on the page. Also, a Google search for Ernie Anastos will yield that page and, in second place, a story about this little gem of a slip.



It's this reporter's considered opinion, however, that the gaffe itself isn't the troubling thing, it's that, with full knowledge of what Gregory has apparently been doing, Anastos not only sanctioned but insisted him to keep on doing it. Hopefully, Anastos will escape Michael Vick's fate and not be... dogged by this for the rest of his life.


Tags:   arnold diaz, beastiality, chicken, ernie anastos, fox news, gaffe, gawker, intercourse, keep, michael vick, nick gregory, poultry, sex, shame shame shame, that, wikipedia


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AspenP

Well, when Ernie Anastos, a highly respected and decorated, award winning news anchor for Fox 5 WNYW in New York, tried to say "Keep plucking that chicken" to weatherman Nick Gregory, it came out like he said "keep (it rhymes with plucking – like you couldn't see this coming) that chicken." It immediately got onto YouTube, went viral, and now is the shame and embarrassment of Ernie's that's going to haunt him until the day he kicks the bucket and becomes worm food. Ernie botching up the phrase, “Keep plucking that chicken,” isn't going away, no matter how many unsecured personal loans he tries to throw at it.


Posted 59 days ago. ( Permanent Link )