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I live in LA, but I used to live in NYC, and oftentimes find myself talking about how much cooler New York is. I talk about it a lot. I''m going to move back some day, I swear. 

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Why Are Psychics Into Unicorns?



There is a woman who lives in Malibu who is a Psychic to Stars, Two U.S. Presidents and Fortune 500 CEO's: I know because The Malibu Times told me so. She is included on a seemingly distinguished list of her devining colleagues -- I say "seemingly distinguished" because the web page background is airbrushed with purple unicorns. I guess purple unicorns mean these psychics know what they're talking about. Anyway, just so you know, there is a community of psychics including this Malibu woman who claim to have angels on their side, and I'm sure she's a lovely woman. Are there psychics with purple unicorns and angels on their side in Williamsburg? Just wondering. I'll bet there are. But if not, just a "head's up" as they say: neurotic New Yorkers, come to Malibu for sanity. And purple unicorns. Not to mention wool outerwear for the summer.


Tags:   la, los angeles, malibu, mysticism, mystics, psychic, tarot readers, unicorn, williamsburg



Comments (4 total)

plaxiv

hilarious! one wonders if she also has a studio in Marina del Ray where she does touch therapy....


Posted on 1/10/2006. ( Permanent Link )
 

Adanna

Ask her if I will actaully be able to take that vacation to France this year...


Posted on 1/11/2006. ( Permanent Link )
 

brucek

Being from a pagan/druid ancestry the Keffer clan from County Cork Ireland 640AD. The mystical attraction to the unicorn is fascinating, as if because someone calls the power of the beast it will offer up a sea spray of magick capabilities. Coming from a long line of blacksmiths, jewelers and witches I can say that if you look hard enough you will find her book on cold reading and hypnosis hidden somewhere.
With that said, magick is nothing to make fun of. I’ve found it has saved my ass on several occasions, including being killed in an office explosion that tore apart the twelve people with me, none of them were worth a dam anyway. The only injury I sustained was a table leg in the wrist, even though I pop the lock on the case with the explosive in it. http://thesport.com/history.html

As for the soothsayer she has a gig that pays the bills, just don’t expect for her to have a unicorn visit anytime soon.


Posted on 5/5/2006. ( Permanent Link )
 

McDONALDS_YUNGWUN

I could use you right now


Posted on 10/6/2007. ( Permanent Link )