Home > People
Blog
fresh
Male
36
Brooklyn, Cobble Hill
In NYC Since: 31

the freshest spam that tastes like ham 

  VIEW ALL FRESH'S BLOG ENTRIES  

The Donald Strikes Back!



At ten to midnight, the Donald strikes back! What a dramatic week in medieval New York politics! Pataki, already half-drowned by insisting on building a 1,776-foot-high terrorist target in lower Manhattan, withdrew his threat on Tuesday to hold an up-or-down vote on Wednesday about the West Side Stadium when he realized he'd be underwater if he lost on that too. And now Trump, just emerged from second bankruptcy and recently remarried in a corporate-giveaway wedding, says he wants to build two towers in the lower Manhattan crater. That must have greedy ol' Larry Silverstein quaking in his boots; greedy Larry only has one tenant lined up for the new 7 World Trade Center--himself. Larry dreams at night of being on teevee, yelling "You're fired!" to his wife, just to test out his camera charms. And tomorrow we learn the history of Annakin Skywalker...will the young Annakin from a galaxy far, far away turn out to have been separated at birth from The Donald? Stay tuned!


Tags:   empire strikes back, larry silverstein, the donald, trump, wtc


© All rights reserved.

Posted on 5/19/2005 ( Permanent Link )
 Send to Friend

Comments (0 total)