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I'd like to thank the many New Yorkers who have emailed additional suggestions on how to stay cool during this heat emergency:
Open all the hydrants in your 'hood. Don't bother to close them at night; that's the Fire Department's job. Besides, every car that hydroplanes is one less car emitting greenhouse gases.
Try on everything in multiple sizes at Macy's. Then wander through The Cellar examining appliances for a few hours. Don't worry about surveillance; no associate will even notice you regardless of how long you stay.
Visit your participating Carvel ice cream store for a soft-serve vanilla cone. Then demand to speak to Cookie Puss and say you won't leave until he arrives. Alternately, order a Fudgie the Whale cake and have it lavishly decorated while you wait.
Hang around Rice to Riches, slowly eating your rice pudding over a 3-hour period while watching the bored employees scooping out all those flavors of rice pudding.
Head to the Bronx to visit the Diamond Ice plant and demand a tour. Refuse to leave without any free samples. Alternately, steal one of their trucks from Diamond's West 16th Street garage.
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carvel, cookie puss, diamond ice, macys, rice to riches, the cellar
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Posted on 8/1/2006
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