May 25, 2006
except for the combination of high risk red and blanc de blanc too dark don't you think?
And a shout out to my sexy wife Alicie in NJ.....love you Babe...enjoy the hurricane free season....up there in chemical alley...
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May 25, 2006
I'll be speaking to that wild and crazy guy from Venezuela in two weeks. Bush hates him. Chavez hates Bush. Chavez does mysterious things, even humanitarian things. Bush does strange things.....humanitarian things are hard to find..
It should be an interesting study in intellectual jousting. He is bad, and good, he is brilliant and not to be underestimated.
I'll post the baby after it appears on Latin NewsWire.net
OH and why this isn't one of the go to sites on the web is beyond me to understand.....
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May 25, 2006
It seems every time I post, make an infield contact or take a leak ABC News does the same....
So let me tell you about the news from ABC on the Bird Flu that will appear, say in about a week and a half.
Item: No link found in 8 Indonesian family deaths, flu bug not mutating.
Truth: The mutations have yet to stop. The clinicians in the field have requested more powerful research tools from the WHO. The deaths were person to person, host was the lady of the house and she had skin contact with all victims.
The Alaskan dead bird results will be announced as inconclusive. However at least 6 to 18 have evidence of H5N1 strain.
I have kick ass sources and can hack the crap out of any server to get to that truth.
I'm an ethical hacker, and actually I don't hack at all cause that would be illegal, yeah I'm psychic, that's it, a friggen swami....
Look into my eyes you are getting sleepy your blouse is getting heavy, heavier, it weights a ton…
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May 23, 2006
It amazes me just how obvious some shit is.
Look around and you can see who fronts and guess who is the suit that goes home to wear a ballerina outfit and throw pixie dust. Don't get me wrong, these guys don't have the courage to step all the way out of the closet, they simply play. Example the home land security people trolling for young boys and girls on the net. This is what is guarding the country?
The USA a great Satan.... hardly, that bastard is in your face slapping babies and such. So I was pondering, like the Brain talking to Pinky, with plans of world domination, how the hell are so many people like you and me, walking in the middle, not saints and not devils able to see what others can't.
The answer vision.... what is lacking in DC? You guessed it, vision...
So with the evil bastards setting on my left and the saintly religious conservatives on the right, here I walk offering a look at what is coming down the pike.
No surprise, death and taxes.... don’t give up your vices, and if you go to worship good for you, but try and look at the people in the middle, we tend to offer something the other two sides can't seem to grasp...vision.
The H5N1 virus has taken another family in Indonesia, reports will be posted on the WHO.int website this weekend.
Hey and it is only Tuesday, wait till I get my Friday funk going...
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May 22, 2006
Can anyone guess what it means when top officials from the White House on down to State and local officials tell you they will not be able to help when the bird flu hits?
They have a plan and you are not part of the plan......
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I'll let the DHS Medical chief words tell the story.
Dr. Jeffrey Runge, homeland security's chief medical officer, said "it's not a matter of if, but when" bird flu enters the country. But it won't pose a critical threat until the virus can spread consistently between people, he said.
In an interview Thursday with The Associated Press, Runge said states with experience in dealing with hurricanes or terrorist attacks are more ready to face bird flu.
He did not identify those that have been slow to prepare, but said state and local governments must carry most of burden of planning for an outbreak, including readying emergency medical workers, providing hospital beds and setting up treatment centers outside of immediate disaster areas.
So how will you get prepared?
Baby don't fear the Reaper.....
The Pandemic is coming, the Pandemic is coming......on schedule for a late 07 early 08 arrival.....
See yah...
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May 20, 2006
I just got an e-mail from a contact in Alaska and there are three confirmed cases of bird flu deaths in shore bird bodies collected over the past month....
Not to be alarmed though, they will keep it hush hush, and the chances of a wide spread outbreak among the west coast poultry farmers is minimal....
This Pandemic thing is like the West Nile virus, it keeps a knocking but it can't come in......YET.
One thing nobody should ever worry about is death....we know it will eventually happen, just not how it will happen. Live life and prepare......don't forget to have sex,(safe if possible) do the right combination of legal, (huh) drugs and you should be right as rain...
a bottle of makers mark at the ready wouldn't hurt either...
you heard it here first, as usual....
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I was tossing the disc on the beach this morning and hit this muscle head in the back of the head.....He ran over stomped in the sand and threatened to rip down the 4X4 net. I walked over put my hand on his shoulder and asked him why his head was so friggen small? He had the body of the hulk and the head of a grapefruit, funniest fucker i ever saw. He almost started to cry, no shit.....I gave him a Budweiser and told him if he held his breath while drinking beer his head would grow....
Florida, what a freak show....OH! what the fuck am I thinking? We are just a stones throw from Sarasota...The city built on the, shall we say, different....
My bad, I should have given him a six Pack. Guess I'll pay a visit Ripley's Odditurium this evening in Orlando to get my perspective back.....
Hey they can't all be jewels...
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May 19, 2006
So a few days ago the NY Times posted an article saying that the bird flu was waning in Indonesia....cheers from the WHO, the Bushies slapped backs and the CDC smiled from ear to ear....What a difference a few days make. A family of six the entire family died from the H5N1 virus yesterday. Actually the first victim died of flu like symptoms a week ago. Then the entire family died from the H5N1 strain. Huh? Can it be they all ate the same undercooked chicken? Or did the first victim virus mutate to person to person. The WHO does not have a concrete answer. They doubt the mutation happened, yet the real story is what was a 51% mortality rate suddenly changed to a 100% mortality rate. No matter how you look at the situation something changed.
I've contacted a local in the area and the family is not the only infected.
Lets see, what would be the odds they all ate the same undercooked duck, or chicken? Or could it be the airborne strain is making a play at the whole plague thing.
I'll keep you posted, and people don't trust a word coming from the FEDs, they already said we are on our own when the pandemic hits. The time table that I've been predicting since 2004 is still on track. Make preparations and start getting organized, if you need me to join in via telephone during any meetings feel free to call. 352 458-0211.
This is chicken little signing off as I scan the skies and count the dead birds in Florida. I come across six in the past week, normally I might see one in a year.
Next Post how to prepare your own food and what to eat.
The death post was issued by the AP and posted on CNN.
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May 16, 2006
A group of four adults will need the following supplies for a month under house arrest.
200 gallons of water
120 quarts of sport drink
50 lbs rice
10 lbs beans
60 cans veggies
10 lbs pasta
fresh veggies, (grow u r own)
8 to 10 boxes crackers
First aid kit
assorted batteries
candles
a large bag or water balloons, (to chase rats etc.)
4 flashlights, not one of those x-rated kind either.
1 video camera w/ extra batteries
4 personal journals
power supply
fire extinguisher
defensive weapons
several boxes of condoms, (for more than one use)
4 boxes adult diapers, (more on that in another post)
1 wind up radio
32 glow stix
4 hard hats or helmets
hiking gear in case you need to walk out of the city
portable grill
extra laptop batteries
extra cell phone batteries
coveralls
rain gear
4pr rubber boots
60 pr rubber gloves
60 m95 mask
4 pr goggles
If you also take care of children you will need the following
8 boxes diapers
2 cases formula
medication
cold compress
soft toys
For the apartment
Plastic sheet 8 X 10
game of twister
30 gallon ice chest
assorted books
This is only a partial list and will be upgraded shortly.
In addition the Latin NewsWire Media group H5N1 video series is complete and being compressed to the Google standard and will be available this weekend.
Thanks for listening.
Chicken Little says the Pandemic is coming the Pandemic is coming.....timeline mid to late 2008....Relax be happy.....
BTW: the image above does not show the can goods and the estimated weight of all supplies is just over 800 Lbs. and takes up a space 10 X 12 feet.. 120 square feet.
Ciao!
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May 15, 2006
The new hurricane reports predicts major strength storms from Virginia to Maine. I can't imagine Manhattan Island waking up to a cat 3 or 4.
The world has gone crazy......next thing u know well be buddy buddy with Libya.....oh wait....pass the friggen pipe!
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http://www.ivysupersonic.com
She has to be the bravest Jewish girl I've ever known.
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We've had three beautiful women eaten by alligators in the past week. So the tourism departments has yet another campaign slogan to add. Come to Florida and skip the divorce, tie some chicken to your spouse and throw them in a pond.
Nasty......If the hurricanes, skeeters, snakes, killer bees, gang banging home invaders don't get you, the protected Alligator has a shot...
I think the tourist need protected status instead of Gators. We now have one Gator for every four Floridians.
Then of course there is the nasty trick we play whenever we visit NYC. Yeah you guessed it, flushing baby gators down the toilet, must be some big mothers down there giving all those Ed Nortons city workers the shakes.
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May 14, 2006
I used to box in my twenties, that's how i lost my eye brows. Opponents would step in the ring with clean gloves and leave with hairy mittens. It didn't take me long to figure out my forehead shouldn't be the focal point on the Everlast label, eventually my trainer told me that it was OK to bob, duck and weave. These weren't regulation bouts, no they were at port Elizabeth and Newark after hours. I figured what the heck it'll teach me how to defend myself. My record 8-3-1. The three losses came in the first fights when I had grown accustom to sleeping with my face on the canvas and my trunks in the air. Tired of the ringing in my ears, winning became the only option. So after a draw my last eight fights were blood baths mime and the opponents. During the last fight I tore the nose off this poor Italian guy, covered in blood and disgusted I grabbed the towel from his corner and tossed it in the ring.
This leads me to the point, as in boxing, you also have to know when to throw in the towel on personal and business relationships. This is something I reluctantly did today.
Know when to hold them and know when to fold em...
Next Post, New timeline for the Pandemic, still coming only a little later
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I enjoy Sunday, it is my reflection day.....sit a little, get together with the gang at the beach play 4x4, consume a variety of mix drinks.
But the one thing that has lost its appeal is reading the 2 pound local rag. Propaganda and bullshit from bias media just isn't how Sunday is meant to pass. Yeah I know what your thinking how about church? Well if you have read my (how not to wack your kid off in church) post you know my feelings about the organized religious business.
Anyway Happy Mothers day to all you hot moms out there.
Oh and one question, who was that Greek that married his mom, had three kids and then wondered the earth after poking his eyes out?
Now that was a dysfunctional family...
Have a great Sunday......If your mother deserves it call her and celebrate the day.
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May 13, 2006
SIN and SIN Often while you still can enjoy it....Just avoid those thou shall not kill, steal, and bear false witness, sins and you should be safe and have fun.
Death is on the wing and should be here in early 08, so get started.....
Screw the obey thy father and mother orders, with the amount of incest and child abuse that seems like a dumb ass rule anyway. A better way to put it, obey your mother and father if they aren’t having sex with you or physically abusing you..
Later, time to hit the beach…….
Oh and BTW: Happy mothers day to all you mothers out there…..
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Ever wonder why God is a vengeful sob, (spirit of benevolence) and Jesus is cool? For that matter who sends his son to be crucified for the sins of man anyway? What, someone higher up turned the screws and needed him to prove loyalty? The dumbest thing I ever heard, well dumb isn’t the correct verbiage, scary in a better fit was a conversation with a young Baptist minister. I asked him how can God be classified as a loving and caring entity, when he kills evil, and condemns people to everlasting torture if they take his name in vain. His answer God is my lord and master, if he instructs me to do something it must be done, even if it involved killing my children, I have faith.. I respond, so your telling me that you would kill your family if you heard a little voice in your head? He said yes of course, it will earn me crowns to offer the master in heaven and my reward will be an enhanced spiritual life more so than any other who does not listen to the orders of the Lord. That sounded awfully familiar, the Islam 70 virgins thing for martyrdom. Straight poker faced I asked when he took leave of his senses. The conversation ended with his warning of eternal damnation for my soul. Yeah but at least I wouldn’t kill my family to please that little voice in my head, so that’s a trade off I’m willing to take. I never went back to that church….
Jesus on the other hand was cool he hung out with the boys, drank wine, ate fish and didn’t mind the company of prostitutes…..he was a people person, (savior)
I guess this was the first good cop bad cop technique. As for the Catholic Church they seem to be hedging their bets, there are gargoyles perched high above. Not angels, gargoyles.
I believe in a higher power, it is the forces of the universe and the collective thoughts of humans that make things happen good and bad... If you believe in organized religion that’s fine if you believe that George Bush is Gods Man in the white house you might be correct, he does what he wants, disregards the poor and the deaths of innocent in the name of a higher power. Take a look ate the way bush has organized the intelligence, and his jones for knowing all things about everyone. He wants God like, or Dictator powers. In 2002 he even said it would be great if a dictator ran this country.
That’s my rant for the day….Talk to your spiritual leader and ask questions, maybe I’m wromg..
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This NSa phone tapping and record keeping thing should shake people up. Next the intelligence department will want a set of our house keys to search our papers, journals and diaries. Lock those panty drawers ladies.
Oh my bad they already have that power in the, Sneak and Peek," rule from the unpatriotic act of a dictator.
Yeah and BTW, after speaking with WHO and CDC, the NYC Times article saying the migrating birds did little to spread the disease, was true. This means that it could be an airborne virus only affecting the fowl.
Anyway, the NSA , FBI and CIA are all reading my website since I've become buddy buddy with Hugo Chavez for his donation of heating oil during the winter months. Funny Bush didn't offer any free heating fuel.
Bush, the FBI, CIA and NSA are the gangs that can't shoot straight 5 years and Osama id still above ground, and it took them 16 years to catch the unibomber.
If we give up any of our rights of privacy for even a little security we deserve neither. I think Ben Franklin or Thomas Jefferson, not George Jefferson’s brother, said those words.
To set the record straight i do not and never have been with a prostitute, although there were plenty of times it sure felt like I would have been better off, less baggage and chaos.
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Now that that little chill of fear has subsided from the ABC flu flic, we can discuss the proper response to the 07-08 H5N1 Pandemic.
You will have the best chance of survival if a group of diverse personalities and talents join together to form a Pandemic survival group.
Beside the family and friends who will make up your group you should look for people with the following talents.
Medical training
Pharmacological training
A Chef
Security training
Educator
Electrician, construction skills and Plumbing skills
Comedians
Musicians
Childcare providers
Pretty people
Actors
Prostitutes
And any other person you feel will be of benefit, or who would benefit from your assistance.
Such as the disabled, and senior citizens. They would be a part of the group taking resources, however they would also offer you a chance to maintain your humanity during a troubled time.
Avoid, inviting politicians, lawyers, prison guards and criminals
OK now I can hear mayn saying why eliminate lawyers and politicians and invite prostitutes? Well when was the last time you gave a politician or lawyer money and felt good about it. Besides they are the people being used most in life, and offering them a chance to survive seems like the morally correct thing to do.
There is plenty of time to organize, so don't sit on your hands....
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It we were all just given the straight scoop on how to avoid the tragic events of a pandemic what fun would that be.
I'll be adding just a little comedy.
Born in the year of the Rooster I guess it is only natural for me to help people survive bird flu. Or maybe I'm just a big cock. Either way, lets talk about choosing your pandemic survival group....next post....
Cock a Doodel Doo ............
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It was an interesting two hours of television, as predicted the material was watered down, and the acting was pretty bad.
Civil unrest, airborne virus, starving to death, lack of medication, insurance company refusal to pony up the death benefits, lack of supplies, organizing a support group, and finally three phases of the virus a mutation at each stage. That about sums it up....
There is more they refuse to tell you, more that our wonderful Federal Government will be doing behind the scenes to take advantage of the historic data collection event. Some interesting reading can be found on .gov servers especially the kind that allow you to see the zealous glee many have once the pandemic strikes and theories can be tested.
Of course you won't find any reference as to how you will need to protect your family and support groups from roving bands of scumbags with firepower. Or how the police will not enter parts of the city, Pandemic planners will write off due to the limited amount of tax revenue gained from the inhabitants. No you won't find any of that stuff on an ABC website or gov site either. You will find that information within the eight episode H5N1 Pandemic Quarantine survival guide videos we will post to our Google account at $1.99 an episode.
The H5N1 virus will mutate, either on its own or through the assistance of someone in the science field in the US, Europe or Asia.
Get ready you have about 12 months and counting.
As usual if you have any questions, comments or just want to tell me to go fuck myself,
use my NYC e-mail account.
brucekeffer@nyc.com
or 352 458-0211
Yeah I live in danger......it's my middle name.....do you feel Randy baby.....
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ABC TV Network, stepped up to the challenge and created a movie to generate fear and movement off the couch.
here are my thoughts on the subject......
I'm the kind of guy who loves challenges, you can double dog dare me and I'll eat a bowl full of sheep shit.....but throwing a condom in the air and running at it with an erection is just plain silly, Especially after you've seen it done successfully.
Someone else loves a challenges and that is the military, you can challenge them to move a mountain and in a few days and a couple thousand bombs latter that sucker is a parking lot with a huge mound of dirt next to it....They have a never say die attitude....But i didn't last that long in the service, I found out they were giving me something to keep my dick soft....I just can screw that many hookers in a week, I am a Christian.....
Church is not the place to arrive late and drunk, you will be pointed at and ridiculed later for asking everyone to Fart loud if they love Jesus...
I remember being a Jewish altar boy with a Buddhist hair cut and a limp. I'd walk up to the altar and spill half the wine before I got there.....I can't count the times the father spanked my bear behind cause of that..
Ever walk into the chiropractors examining room normally, and then limp out dragging your leg?.......What the fuck is a chiropractor anyway? What kind of doctor isn't allowed to prescribe drugs. I have a simple system when I want my back adjusted i go to the chiropractor, when I want to keep a steady stream on painkillers coming I let the real doctor look up my bunghole with a flashlight. Same price except the doctor lets me know everything looks normal and offers me a prescription...What ever you do though, don't ever tell your doctor your balls hurt. For some reason they frown on grabbing a sack full of jewelry. I still can't figure it out, unless there is like a secret code they shove up your bums and them recommend you go see dr. so and so. That would explain the snapshots being pulled out my butt after visiting the last recommended doctor.
Speaking of pictures has anyone ever taken a picture of their private parts and sent them to an underage girl over the Internet. Me neither, I guess you need a Department of Homeland security clearance for that. Yeah the deputy press secretary to the Department of Homeland security was busted for snapping images of his little soldier while wearing his DHS badge. It's nice to see the government taking such an interest in the safety of the citizens; I can't imagine what pictures the DHS is sending to scare Al Queda.
Terrorist training camps were targeted by our military in Afghanistan....I hope it wasn't the suicide bomber test center.
Once i heard we were faced with a potential killer strain of the avian flu virus the first thing I did was to buy my wife a hen. Then convince her it was therapeutic to pet the bird if it ever began to sneeze.
Speaking of sneezing never under any circumstances sneeze with your head in the toilet. Did you know that a fart silencer was actually called a potato?
This flu thing has many people worried about a Pandemic.... its true the Federal government is so worried they went on TV a few weeks ago and asked everyone to get prepared. They went on to say they would not be able to help once the Pandemic strikes. Well Dahl, anyone at the superdome in New Orleans could have told you that.
Speaking of George Bush there is no truth to the fact he was playing another one bites the Dust on his guitar at the Texas White House to days after Katrina wiped out the ninth ward. He was actually singing sweet home Alabama, while Laura was spiking his ankle with horse.
I kid the president, i fooled him once, and hey well he just , well you can't fool him more than two times..or he gets mad and unsuccessfully wrestled pretzels to the ground, while knocking himself silly and getting a black eye.
So anyway I'm working on this reality show staring a bunch of real bitches,......oh wait that's witches, real witches...and come to find out that men can also be witches. That's got to hurt riding a broom without wearing depends.
I took a road trip with a bunch of buddies and they kept complaining about me passing rest stops. They were wiggling and bouncing like a cowboy with a bad case of hemorrhoids. Finally it got so bad I had to pull over. Besides the diaper I was wearing started to leak. Yeah and stopping along side the road to do a diaper rip and toss can be dangerous to. There are some areas that rattle snakes love to nest. Let me tell you folks you will really find out who your friends are if your get your ass snake bitten. We will miss Eddie, then again he was bit on the penis.
Remember to watch the ABC Avian Flu movie tonight, it will scare the carp out of most people....Bad acting always scares the crap out of me..
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Hitting the People link on the NYC.com homepage is like playing slots....
I got gray, gray, gray, damm a image of a dude.
I got gray, gray gray, Oh here we go a beautiful woman.
I got gray gray gary gary and a system crash....Jack pot.....
No not really a system crash, but just as good.
The worst is when i get all Gray, and all dudes, its works better than running outside in 40 below weather.
Takes away the fantasy.....
Unfortunately i have posted my real face, so you'll just have to live with it until I get tossed from this Blog for saying stuff like the Pope is Gay, God made a mistake when he allowed Bush to be born, (take your pick) and I kind of like the French.
Post pictures people, even if they are of someone you wished you looked like.
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carrying a blind chicken....
The bartender says we don't serve your kind in here..
The chicken answers, hey wait a minute these are my seeing eye heterosexuals.
the Bartenders answers, Ok just this once...
I Got nothing....
Especially the Bird Flu........ABC 8:00 PM tonight
Entertaining and controversial, anytime Stacey Keech acts without smoking weed. Since he's been doing that for many years now this should proove to be a bowl of chicken feathers.
I Got Nothing....
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Here comes the darkness…
I’m going to have to apologize for what you are about to read, but imagine what it is like to have to write it. When there is no comedy there is despair, when there is no hope there is rage and rebellion. The Federal governments point man on the H5N1 Pandemic, director of the US Department of Health, Mike Leavitt told the major TV networks last week that state and local governments were on their own once the virus spreads in the lower 48. This is an unprecedented announcement. The best-case scenario is a vaccine will be created within six months from the first deaths. The vaccine will then have to be manufactured, a process that will take another sic to eight months.
In a response to the announcement the mayor of Baltimore gave NBC a tour of recent upgrades to the city hospital. Ten new isolation beds and filtration unites have been installed. Once the virus spreads ten isolation beds will not make a dent in the care needed. The following are estimated infection rates and death rates for select cities.
New York Infected 3 million
New York Deaths 250,000
Atlanta Infected 750,000
Atlanta Deaths 75,000
Miami Infected 1 million
Miami Deaths 120, 000
The Federal government is washing its hands from the ordeal. What do you have to tell the Federal government?
I personally will tell them to get the hell out of the offices they hold and let someone whit a plan to step in. If we will be required to refrain from travel, and be more or less under house arrest subject to detention or being shot for breaking quarantine, they need a better plan.
They have topped the $500 Billion mark in Iraq.. It would take an estimated $75 Billion to supply church, civic, social and educational groups with enough essential supplies to ensure those vulnerable will have a fair chance to survive. However that money is not and will not be allocated.
There is time write and call your representatives in the Senate and Congress. Tell them if any of your family or friends die because of their inaction you will voice your displeasure at the ballot box…
The H5N1 virus is a worldwide health Tsunami just waiting for the opportunity to strike.
Again sorry for the darkness, but when the babies stop crying and start being laid out in black plastic like obscene cords of wood, maybe you'll think the Feds have their heads stuck somewhere other than in the sand.
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I have to admit it German girls are fun. Who knew Florida was such a hotbed of international relations? So after the detente session, we had a chance to sit and discuss the way Germany is preparing for a possible H5N1 Pandemic. The reality is they are just as unprepared as we are in the US.
Sure these two nurses had plans set in place if the virus becomes airborne, but it did not involve staying in a hospital full of the sick and dying.
So what will they do? gather with a group of nurses, seven to be exact and take care of each other. What about men? I asked.
We can do without men for at least three months , maybe longer was their reply.
Well ladies, how about six months?
No we would need that relationship by then, was Lisle’s reply. So we discussed their ability to expand the circle of friends to include neighbors, family etc.
I explained the video series that I'm wrapping and they were more than happy to offer a German voice over. So I'll have a German version of the H5N1 video series up at Google within a month.
I'm a friggen ambassador of good will now, i can't wait to see the video they took....
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May 06, 2006
I just got back from the beach, a quick 4X4 match and setup later with a few tourist girls from across the pond. German nurses I think, or hope….
Waiting at home was a call from an actuary friend of mine in DC. She is the one at the insurance company that places the odds and sets the rates for different disasters, aka. the H5N1 Virus. The insurance companies will begin a backdoor lobby to eliminate benefits from flu victims. The expected numbers will wipe out small carriers and but a big dent in the black of the big three. There will be an official statement sometime late summer.
So getting back to these tourist, I think German girls really know how to fill a bikini...I was asked to bring a friend, but I’m felling a little naughty....besides I don't know if I'll make it through this Pandemic thing and sure wouldn't want to disappoint that little voice inside my head telling me to be a bad boy....90 and sunny here in Clearwater.
Later..
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May 06, 2006
Lite and entertaining, dark comedy, harsh reality and pure insnaity...that about sums up my blogging.
Question: Who would you Do?
Condie Rice
Hillary Clinton
Barney Frank
Mayor Bloomberg
Yes Alcohol would be an option, so would anthing else needed to, Hello, my name is .....yah ah huh....OK then...right to it ..
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May 06, 2006
So I've questioned several funeral directors, also ME's from the southern states, and after the initial, " Why do you want to know this? who are you? and send me a photo ID. I've come up with the following information on storage and placement of a body. First let me say that, Georgia, Alabama, Florida and South Carolina, do not have plans in place for pick-up of bodies if a Pandemic hits. Many suggest people with real estate use the property for family and friend burial. In an emergency most Home Owner organization rules will be overlooked. However for all those who live in an urban setting, the issue becomes one of contacting the authorities and waiting for response. They will eventually collect the bodies, but it will not be a pretty sight nor will it be a proper way to dispose of bodies. In most cases urban medical examiners will forego an autopsy of a suspected H5N1 victim in order to keep their staff from being infected. H5N1 virus victims will be collected in refrigerator trucks first, once that resource has been exhausted, they will then use flat bed trucks, pick up trucks and eventually other forms of sanitation removal vehicles. When the system breaks, mass graves in different areas of the city will act as drop off sites for the dearly departed.
With an estimate of from 8 to 20 million US citizens falling to the avian flu you can see how the local resources will become exhausted within the first two months of a 12 to 16 month ordeal.
So the question I asked was this?
What should a person do with the body of a person who dies from the H5N1 virus?
Answer:
You must have protection, gloves, biohazard suit, mask and sterilizing equipment to clean the area once the body has been removed.
Step one: Using a heavy black plastic you will need to wrap and duck tape the body making sure that no fluid exits from any openings. You will then use an additional clear plastic wrap and wrap this segment even tighter. When done you will have a person that appears ready to be interned as a mummy.
You will then need to transfer the body to a pick up location, or set it outside. It is very important for the plastic to be wrapped tightly in order for the animals roaming free to keep from consuming the infected meat and spreading the virus even further.
OK. so I'm saying to myself, "what the fuck," this is some Armageddon shit right here. Then I separate myself from the harsh reality and everything being told makes sense.
Still who is going to have the courage, internal strength and focus on stemming the H5N1 tide of death as they are faced with wrapping the body of their child, parent lover or friend.
I ask this question as well. the answer was: You will be in charge of your own destiny when the Pandemic hits. We cannot help. Chances are most if not all Hospitals, funeral parlor, morgues and other medical disposal services will be overrun with bodies. It is in these situations that we will be seeking help from local grocery chains for storage of the dead. However once the power grid fails all bets are off. It will be everyman, woman and child for themselves.
Dark and scary shit..... now you see why i throw some comedy in once awhile, its very difficult to walk around with this in my head otherwise.
Body disposal, yet another aspect of the Pandemic that few if any health official has given information about. As a matter of fact, the Federal government said, flat out, they will be unable to help states when the Pandemic reaches its height of infection.
Fuck em, if they can help then they should step down and let people with a plan step in and help.
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May 06, 2006
I don't take the little blue pill, never had any problems waking with or going to sleep with wood. Yesterday i took a few somas and an aspirin for a ruptured bicep tendon. I was playing Beach 4X4 the sport i invented and got carried away. Running full steam my 6 foot 219 pound frame took out two Canadian tourists and a 4x4 volleyball post on Clearwater beach.
I was able to reset the bicep but the wrap failed and here I now have a double bicep. So anyway I took these painkillers and an aspirin and went to bed and woke up with wood. I was sleeping and tossing and turning, it was a four-hour erection i can tell.
I did not seek immediate help when i woke up, help was close at hand.
So that warning for those poor slobs taking little blue pills and going blind might work for them but not for me. Hey this is a health issue and a thing you need to know.
Good night and god wood.....
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May 05, 2006
ABC 's Pandemic movie will have touches of truth, there will be mass graves with plastic wrapped bodies thrown in and dozer covered. There will be a trigger happy military anxious to shoot looters and those risking the trek from home to help family and friends. What there won't be is a standard hide the Dick at the White House. When a Pandemic hits in 07, the administration will go in hiding and govern from two locations. One for the President and one where the VP will be living. The DC politicos already have a tested vaccine that will be used, and prove ineffective.
When the Pandemic hits those who want to survive will need to print the material I'm posting and rip a DVD from the Google video series we will be posting starting the 10th of May.
From the supplies you'll need to the administration of last rites, we have you covered. The Federal Government has in effect told each state that they will not help their health departments. The state and city health departments have plans that will fall short, they will actually pump airborne H5N1 virus into the air. The filtration system set up in Baltimore isolation systems does not have a burn element at the exit of the airflow. The burn will kill the virus at the exit point. Yes I have a plan, I have a plan to stem the virus and help save millions. Why should you listen? Well because the experts don't have a plan, the experts are looking at this as a learning experience and have already estimated the number of people it will take for each study group to produce worthwhile data.
Read the Pandemic post and order the videos.
I can give you the info that could save the life of your child, parent, lover and friends. I can also tell you what to do to make sure you are safe while helping others.
Read my Pandemic Blog and prepare to survive. If you have questions call me 352 458-0211, or send me an e-mail at brucek@latinnewswire.net
Yes I know the phone number and e-mail are risky, but I’m here to help you….
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May 05, 2006
The US is using outtakes from a Zarqawi video tape to mock his ability to shoot. OK that was done better on the Family Guy with Osama.
The part that oh I don't know makes the US military look bad is, even though this guy can't shoot straight and makes a fool of himself, the elite forces on the ground haven't been able to capture him.
Ok so here is the plan, hold a casting call for Zarqawi look-alikes, or offer the man himself a reality show contract. Then again it took the FBI sixteen years to capture the UniBomber, and that was only after his brother got tired of that bucket toilet in the shack.
How about now we try and catch this guy, I mean we did take over a weakened Iraq with a Army that would rather run than fight, the least we can do is catch one bundling terrorist, don't yah think?
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May 05, 2006
Well let me justify that statement by saying I have had many different type of women as friends, lovers and stalkers. The one thing I love about them all is they have an underlying tenderness that you just can't find in anything else. Don't get me wrong I don't go dumpster diving or date anyone that i can hide a whiskey bottle in a fat fold, or a women who would need to sneak up on a store display to go window shopping. And that time at the beach wasn’t my fault I thought I was opening the door on a mini cooper not parting one of her cheeks, but I love women.
I guess, since I've never chewed off a limb after waking up in a bed of sweetness I've been pretty lucky. That Ecuador corpse ordeal not withstanding. (Don't mix, vodka, Pepsi, weed and chocolate with beer, even if they tell you it is a South American Custom).... Day of the dead my ass.
Anyway, to all you women out there much love....and I’ll be posting more information to help you stay safe and beautiful when this whole H5N1 thing hits….
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May 05, 2006
Sometimes you can fill the crystal with a double makers mark turn the headphones on and be pleasantly surprised by the words and melody entering your head. The latest release and to be honest the only one I've ever purchased by Kristofferson is such a surprise. It is a focused look back at his life, friends and the current life we lead here in the US.
Like a warm blanket offered a sleeping friend on a early winter night, his words go well with the mood created through watching a world gone crazy through the fog of a double scotch.
The music challenges you to think about where you are in life, what has been accomplished and where you will be tomorrow.
Pretty good music, with a drink in one hand and a cat on my lap.
Heck where the hell have all the poet warriors gone, it can’t be that our nation is stuck in a slick of oily republican politicians, what an era to be Irishman.
With any luck the Pandemic has a taste for politicians...
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May 04, 2006
Ok so I'm sitting there waiting to get my teeth cleaned....OK OK a Colon exam, she didn't expect to see me back so soon... what the heck need those medical connections though.
Anyway, there i sit and next to me is a Catholic priest... Yep!
Me: So tell me father don't you have faith that the lord will keep your colon healthy?
Priest: What?
Me: Faith, Colon exam, a little lack of faith no.
I can tell I touched a nerve, and being an altar boy in my youth, before the Buddhist, and Jewish thing, I know when a Priest starts to feel preachy.
Priest: God has other things to look after...
Me:(Slight Laugh) I got you there Father, yeah looking up your colon might be a drag huh?
Priest: Silence
Me: So tell me if you suddenly, like said ah the heck with it all and became a skinhead, what would God do to you?
Priest: Can you not talk to me please?
Me: Oh hey this is only hypothetical; I knew a priest in Jersey who left the church married this Funeral director and opened a liquor store. What would happen in his case.
Priest: If that happened he would have to beg for the forgiveness of the Lord for acceptance into heaven.
Me: What if he was banging the woman while she was married, caused her to leave her husband and then bought the liquor store?
Priest: Why are you asking me these questions?
Me: It isn’t often I meet a priest getting his hind end checked out for leaks. But I’ll tell you I’m a Pagan, druid older than Christianity, Stonehenge etc. I think your god is like a mob boss.
Priest: What!?
Me: Yeah, if you take his name in vain, look at another god or lust after things he cuts you out of heaven right?
Priest: Well, there are rules every religion follows.
Me: But getting back to that fornicating priest with the booze shack what would happen to him?
Priest: He would suffer the everlasting fire of Hell.
Me: That’s like getting wacked by Tony. He sees this guy is a rat and takes him out.
Priest: He is a merciful and vengeful God.
Me: Bipolar?
The nurse called him in for the exam……
Me: Knock em dead padre…
Doctors visits, what fun……
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Ok chances are the DHS, FBI and NYPD will get the hair on my #*#k in a braid over this post, but what do you do if the authorities want you to evacuate in a bus load of potential flu victims. Tell them to kiss your ass and take your chances in your own fortress. Here is most likely how it will play out.
Knock knock....
U: Who's there, (you already know cause you have windows and heard the bull horn announcement)
Gimp Suit Official: Health department we have to evacuate the building this is a health emergency.
U: Dave's not Home Man...
Gimp Suit Official: sir you need to come with us it is for your own good. We have a transport waiting to take you to rainbow and skittle land.
U: Dave's not here man....Hey you got any papers?
Gimp Suit Official: Sir we must insist you come with us, it is for your own good.
U: I don speek anglish....que is el problemo? Mi moma is infermo
Gimp suit Official: Sir this is the last warning the bus will be leaving, we have chocolate and squisshie balls.
U: Bravo, chats, hip hip...and all that sort of rot... Can I take my pet chicken, she is a little sick....her head keeps flopping to the side...
Gimp Suit Official: Sir stand away from the door :
U: I can't I glued my head to the peep hole.....please officer, cant I just keep my pants on.....don't take me to Rikers....my grand pa died in Rikers and...wait.....damm I messed myself... can you come back like....when your not wearing that fucking bio hazard suit and forcing me to ride with a bunch of sick fucks.....
Gimp Suit Official: Sir you have ten seconds to step away from the door.
That's when you head up the fire escape on to the roof. Your next move is to put that giant chicken suit on and carry a box of tissue.
At the very least you'll get a ride alone in the back of a cruiser.
An you thought I was actually going to explain that the DHS, FBI and NYPD are reactionary forces with little willingness to put themselves in danger of infection once you tell them to fuck off and get away from the door.
Remember they will be just as scared as you, only difference is they will have bunny suits, gloves and no need to force anyone out of an infected area. They will want you to stay, which will make collecting bodies much easier.
Gimp suit official just sounds so much more nasty that bunny suit official...yes black mask and all.
the Pandemic, what pain in the ass.
Next post
Eleven-year-old white Buddhist with baldhead and blond ponytail gets circumcised.
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May 03, 2006
The biggest challenge is going to be keeping the children healthy. The other issues will center around controlling the educational, entertainment and mental health of the young ones as they experience death.
The pandemic will be no picnic, no walk in the park or other easily spoken cliché. It will be a devastating time where friends, loved ones and those you have a soulful connection to may perish. Emotional control and the strength to do the impossible will allow the lives of your children to return to normal after the events fade into history.
The sad truth is you may lose a child to the pandemic. Held close to your breast a young child, a person you created might die. The 21 grams leaving her body will signal the reality of this devils feast.
I am sorry but this is a reality that you need to face, I am sorry there is no easy way to contend with the loss. But you must go on, you must force yourself to prepare the body for delivery to authorities and you must take great care not to varnish the facts to the remaining children if you have more than one child. Everything on our planet dies, the cruelest insult from God is the loss of a child.
The good news is, for everyone child that may die thousands will live. There must be an educational schedule put in place to allow children to grow during this trying time. You must also allow them to smile, have fun and make the best of a situation never before experienced.
I will have more techniques posted to make the Pandemic and child care situation manageable. Ultimately it will be up to you and the support that is put in place for all possible scenarios. You must take great pains to plan for the what ifs. What if you die and leave your child alone. Take steps now to have a friend, family member or support group be there to offer the nourishment, physical and mental that will be needed in the event of parents passing and children remaining alone in a house with the dead.
Like i said in previous post this is a difficult story to tell, I'm your chicken little, get mad at me, curse me if you want but make sure you prepare. The Federal government, state and local authorities will be experiencing the same as you and the toll will be stiff. Survival will depend on strength, avoiding risky behavior and luck.
For the religious, make sure you have the last rights and obtain the authority to perform the rights for your religion should it be necessary.
The Pandemic is coming, you have time to organize, make it count.
If you need to contact me directly do so brucek@latinnewswire.net
I live by a code of chivalry and will do all that I can to help you get through the H5N1 orgy of death.
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No milk just a simple afternoon sugar rush....you must include Fruity Pebbles in your pandemic survival pack. If if you take the train make sure to pack a sandwich bag with these little rainbow blessings...and sit at least ten feet from anyone with a cough
What...they all can't be eye opening post...just human u know...
Oh and people make sure to buy hats from Ivy Supersonic, you'll be surprised just what placing one of her babies on your melon, while in a vogue in front of the mirror will do for your image... i don't do it, ( my manly man thing)but heard it is a orgasmic treat..
She can create the perfect pre pandemic see you later party as well…
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Well there is little we can do to stop the Pandemic once it begins to spread. Predictions of from 2 to 30 million dead in the US can scare even the hardiest souls, but what about those of you with a drug problem?
Ok I'm going to take for granted the two or three people who actually read this stuff are not among the addicted. However, there will be millions of addicts that will face withdrawals during the worst social event next to the Black Plague. Talk about a bad trip. Imagine creeping down your local only to find that gold tooth supplier of your favorite pastime wrapped in plastic with a NYC Morgue delivery tag. What do you do then? Take for granted someone already rolled him and torn open the walls and got his stash. So now what do you do? Give up drugs? Go cold turkey climbing the walls while you are wondering what the hell all the fuss is outside your condo windows? Or should you take solace in that fact that the meth lab up the hall, run by several trailer park commando rejects, can still churn out a nose full, chip or full on spike at the drop of a dime.
You will have to make this decision on your own, you won't get any help from me, except for one word, moderation. If the twelve steps thing is out of the question, then your survival will depend on moderation. Start cutting back on your vice, taking a little bit les than normal. Unless it is acid, then isn't it funny how I can make these letters dance...dance....love the letters.....
SNAP OUT Of IT!
So you have an addiction, there is a pandemic coming and your more afraid of running out of crank, EX or Weed than dying?
I like your attitude, but you still will need to think this through, moderate, hydrate and (Dam just when one of my favorite words would fit, I have to use another)moderate again.
Stash your Alcohol, freeze your weed, and cork your straw.
Drugs, vices and a Pandemic what a subject...you won't read this in the Times.
OH and BTW: Methadone, and the rest of those similar programs you are on for stabilization might have a plan for distribution ask your health official for the plan...
As for you sex addicts....remember the electricity will probably fail so....Tissues.....batteries.....print material......Tissues.....batteries.....print material....you naughty little pervs!
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May 02, 2006
Questiona George Bush asked his parents:
Whats boiling water?
pour water in a pot, place it on a burner and wait for the bubbles.
a letter sent to George Bush Jr. from his mom Barbara last week..
How do you ruin a country......no help needed.
How do you fight a pretzel, without getting a blackeye and going down for the count?
Letter sent to late, George Bush SR. thought it was a joke.
Hey daddy can I build a country?
George Walker Bush, you threw away your legos, so don't risk it...
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