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ONLY 939 UNNATURAL SHOCKS TO GO!!!.
A bunch more unnatural shocks towards the realization of our glorious goal of 1000!!!
"Heckuva Job, Brownie"
Celebrity Super-Premium bottled waters
The Electoral College
The fact that the mirror that Michael Jackson looked into in "Man in the Mirror" didn't crack.
The sudden prominence of Xantham.
Plot spoilers in Coming Attractions and Movie Reviews
The comedic success of Carlos Mencia
Cheetos
Below the line advertising efforts/Paid undercover brand ambassadors.
Greg Popovich’s miraculously disappearing baldspot.
Bill Clinton going from being the first black president to the last racist president.
The distractingly variegated Chevron billboard in left field at the San Francisco Giant's AT&T Park
The corporatization of culture that leads to Candlestick Park becoming PacBell Park becoming AT&T Park and Cominskey Park becoming U.S. Cellular Stadium etc.
Randy Sowder passing up a contested jumpshot.
POLITICAL THOUGHTS OF THE DAY:
Really striking how gracious and big spirited Obama was in giving his historic speech last night and how myopically, defiantly. pettily egotistical Hillary was in refusing to concede what had already been lost. Sort of sad that the race between two excellent candidates devolved into a race between "an African-American man" and a "White woman"--and while I will not pile on the Clintons when they are down, I definitely hold them largely responsible for that becoming the case. Loved the fist bump Michelle "She's hot!" Obama gave her hubby on stage. That's gotta be the coolest moment in American political history.
(The gesture was every bit as hot as it was cool and suggested the radical possibility of a President and First Lady who actually enjoy having sex. With each other!!!)
But a few more words about Hillary (and again, the disclaimer, perhaps dismissible, that I'm not kicking her when she's down; a disclaimer about as credible, i suppose, as her claim that this election wasn't about her, it was about her supporters and her claim that she she is going to act only in the interests of what it best for the Democratic Party only just not right now.). It's really unfortunate that she didn't take that once-in-a-lifetime moment to to bow out gracefully on national TV and to elevate the interests of party unification and November success over those of personal pride. It is sad, because it would have allowed everyone to forgive and embrace her and celebrate the remarkable achievement of her historic campaign. Instead, we can only think of her legacy of petty narcissism and thwarted entitlement.
Which gets us back to the controversial comments the (not so) Good Reverend Pfleger made about the former First Lady. Lost in the to-do over the toxic racial component of his mockery was the essential underlying truth of his claim. He was exactly half right. Hillary did have a huge sense of entitlement about the presidency. It was hers. It was promised to her. She deserved it. And now someone was trying to take it from her. And she was screaming "Mommy, mommy make that mean man go away." But in truth, it had precious little to do with his being black. It had to do with his being not her.
I suppose at this point, I have a guarded optimism about Obama's chances--but in no way underestimate the huge challenges he faces. It's gonna be really hard to convince white working class Americans that he really "gets them" and is on their side. And it's gonna be really hard to persuade the electorate that this 46 year old Ivy League wunderkind is qualified to be Commander-In-Chief in a time of (unnecessary) war. And of course, there is stilll a lot of hatred, ignorance and racism lurking out there. Happily, McCain is an angry erratic nutjob. And happily Obama is tall and good looking.
HIGH ANXIETY EXPERIENCE OF THE DAY:
Toggling between that terrible "this is too good to be true" anxiety of imminent assassination as I watched Obama give his gracious, compelling and historic speech (never once mentioning himself or his race) and that terrible "this is too good to be true" anxiety of an imminently snapping hamstring or torn rotator cuff as I watched Pedro in his comeback outing. My heart was racing and I literally exhaled in relief when--nearly simultaneously-- Obama left the stage and Pedro finished the first inning. It was more suspense than one should be able to experience on TV.
REFLECTION OF THE DAY:
Mortal Daze:
The sheltering sphere has been smashed open and everyone staggers around, loss-startled, death-dizzied and deeply on their own--exposed to the end and to the unending.
Things persist. Everything is changed. And nothing.
MODIFIED PLATITUDE OF THE DAY.
Only the young die young.
ANECDOTE OF THE DAY:
I hear a woman from the advertising agency adjacent to where I work complaining that “the lawyers said we can get in trouble if we ask the music company to compose a piece of music that sounds like Bob Dylan and he then ends up complaining. So we have to find some other way of describing what we want. I hate lawyers.”
OVERHEARD IN MY HEAD MOMENT OF THE DAY:
“And Bob Dylan hates you.”
LFAQs of THE DAY: (Less Frequently Asked Questions)
How do you ask for a Bob Dylan soundalike song without mentioning Bob Dylan?
(Attempted answer: “Uh…can you give me something that has a 60s folk sound…very nasal vocals…maybe something that sounds like the singer dated Joan Baez and got into a motorcycle accident and created a big to-do by unexpectedly going electric? Let’s see…maybe you can work a harmonica into it and the intimation of a mid-career born-again phase? And umm… let’s see. Oh, yes…maybe some rambling lyrics that sound loosely metaphorical and profound to the extent that they are intelligible at all.")
Will the image of Michelle Obama giving Barack a badass congratulatory fist bump/pound be shamelessly exploited in hate-based, Fear of a Black Nation advertising by the Republican Party?
Will Hillary bow out of the race before the inauguration?
SPECIAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THE (OTHER) DAY:
Today--June 2--is the anniversary of my Bar Mitzvah.
PSYCHIC SNAPSHOT OF THE (OTHER) DAY:
From the schizoid life ot Theodore Vegas. Thinking about llife, loss, death, the anniversary of my bar mitzvah and the passage of time one minute and then screaming “Baby Make Wee-Wee!! Baby Make-Wee-Wee!!” in a shreakingly high quavering voice the next...and getting paid for it! (The aforementioned utterance was the "safe word"--nay, "safe phrase"-- for the squirrely animated character I play on the upcoming Adult Swim cult-classic-to-be “Superjail.”)
IRONY OF THE DAY:
It is truly ironic --but some would argue, strangely appropriate--that I celebrated the day on which I symbolically became a man by repeatedly screaming "Baby-Make-Wee-Wee!" in a high-pitched voice.
ENTERTAINMENT COMMENTS OF THE DAY:
a)
SNL has been brilliant lately. The best it's been in years. Kristin Wigg: Ingenious. The writing: inspired. Andy Sandberg: a no-talent ass clown—with cute hair.
b)
The Strangers
The Happening.
Do I detect a return to the most basic and primal notions of otherness and terror?
RIGHTEOUS THING OF THE DAY:
Indian Muslims Issuing Fatwa Against Terrorism.
http://www.thehindu.com/2008/06/01/stories/2008060159940800.htm
RANDOM SINGLE SENTENCE PORTRAIT OF THE DAY:
He was a slow starter but that was nothing compared to the way he finished.
SHAMELESSLY SELF-PROMOTIONAL NOTE TO READERS OF THE DAY:
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