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I wish I had been there, at whatever talk it was, when the CIA analyst asked Rumsfeld why had lied.
The whole world is waiting for a meaningful response, for which we will wait a damn long time.
Here’s what I would like to tell that gas-bag Rumsfeld
1. You were never a good solider and no one liked you when you were hanging out with the Nixon crowd. They all bitched about you behind your back at the Officer’s Club.
2. Your tricky move to send the National Guard Troops to a war zone is now coming back to haunt you – but since you have no soul, you are not scared.
3. Asking the parents and family of soldiers to pay for their body armor and to send them supplemental food is beyond despicable (I guess those Haliburton meals aren’t that great at $7 a pop – not including the 5 figure salaries for the cooks for ‘hazardous duty’).
4. The only way you will be able to raise troops for your Iran invasion plan is “en hablar Espanol” , or expanding the Guest Workers program. Go ask your homeys over in Deutschland about how that works.
5. You may be a big tree, but the People are a small axe.
6. Stop lying! Come right out and tell us about your plan for world domination of all energy supplies and “the natural selection of famine and internecine warfare” in the third world, and of course about how you and Dick conspired to give your golfing and hunting buddies all those billions of dollars of contracts. Just say it, goddamnit.
We know that he lied. We know Cheney lied. We know Bush lied – but darn, his little simian face is just so cute! – so stop talking to us like we are five year olds incapable of understanding irony. We’re not the naïve little youth of the National Socialist Party, looking up at their leaders with clear blue eyes of wonder and admiration. No, we are a jaded crowd of overworked, sleep deprived and underrepresented citizens. We will turn on you without warning.
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bush lied, cheney lied, fuck off, mcgovern, rumsfeld
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Posted on 5/5/2006
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