September 28, 2006
Lately, mouthpieces from all around the globe, including anyone from talk show host to world leader, have become increasingly dependent on the Devil for garnering ratings and support.
Deviled Eggs: We’ve all heard about the controversy over women and their frozen eggs, and how lawyers are bedeviled about just what society should do with these man-made wonders from God’s hand. The Religious Right, who once declared in vitro fertilization the work of the Devil, is now running amok like a Keystone-Cop-Swat-Team trying to “save the lives” of every egg in the deep freeze.
Girls of the World – please, keep your ovaries in line and don’t let any eggs get out unless you mean for them to become fertilized, preferably in your own womb. You may be committing a crime otherwise. And God knows we do not want any legislation regulating menstruation. Or do we?
Deviled Politics: Oh, those simpler times when politicians could sling mud instead of a cat-o-nine tails. Pat Buchanan can claim that Hillary Clinton is worse than the Devil (how hubristic is that?), Chavez can claim that Bush is the Devil, Bush can call sovereign states “the Axis of Evil” and question their very right to exist, Ann Coulter can call Liberals “Godless” and “evil”, and so on and on and on.
Salem, get ready for another round of Witch Hunts and Trials – we have stepped so far backward that we have left the Age of Reason and have returned to the Middle Ages and the belief in Ghosts, Goblins, Visions, Evil Spirits and the Devil walking among us, his cloven hooves sheathed in Bruno Magli special orders.
The Devil is so Hot…: The Devil has now become a pop icon that we can conjure up to cast aspersions on those with whom we disagree. With a big Scarlet Letter D, we can ruin careers, effect excommunication and ostracism, take to court, and rip to shreds any decency that we might have had left in our hardened hearts.
While we toss around the words “Devil” and “Evil’ with childlike abandon, we have a much stronger reaction to “Hitler” and “Fascism”, which Bush has recently tried to inject into the notion of “What is Islam?” Reactions to invoking the horrors of WWII are mixed, while the continual resurrection of Witch Hunting as a sport seems to have the desired effect.
Why is the Devil the hottest thing on the Political Tour? Simple. The Republicans can easily energize their base and in fact grow it with injections of pure fear and loathing. Goering knew this. Hitler knew this. Himmeler knew this. Who is the Devil now?
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Bush, Devil, in vitro, what God wants, Witch Hunts
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