Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo defended his weekend vacation in Cancun, Mexico with Jessica Simpson as "physical therapy," he said.  "She was giving me a thumb massage."

Former Olympic sprinter Marion Jones tearfully described her six-month jail sentence for lying to federal investigators and check kiting as "The biggest hurdle of my life."

The NBA ruled that the Heat and the Hawks must play the last 52 seconds of a disputed game from last month.  Knicks coach Isiah Thomas immediately filed an appeal requesting that the Knicks be allowed to replay the last 52 games.

The Swiss equestrian team has announced that it will decline to participate in the Olympic dressage event to be held in Hong Kong this summer because it is afraid the expensive horses will end up being featured on the menu at the athletes' restaurant.

Patrick Crayton, the Cowboys receiver who has been engaged in a trash-talking war of words with Giants running back Brandon Jacobs, exalted, "Jacobs said he was going to greet us at the airport when we got to New York.  Well, we landed and he was not around."

Jacobs responded, "Oh yeah, I was at the airport, OK?  The Dallas Airport.  I thought the game was being played there." 

Hey, nobody's perfect!

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