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AN OBAMINATION!



Oh jeez, I'm having another Obama attack!  [GAG GAG PUKE WHEEZ FART CHOKE BLANCH!]  These attacks are coming closer together now.  I'm afraid I'm going to suffer a grand mal fit and crap out a basketball.

Don't get me wrong.  I'm very liberal.  After eight years of Bush, who has been a total disaster, I was hoping for a smooth transition back to democracy.  We have got Hillary Clinton, who, whatever her glaring defects, is the wife of Whatsisname, her future ex-husband, and, whatever else, can be counted upon to bring in an economic team that will set the country back on the road to fiscal and monetary sanity.

She is unbeatable in a general election and the Republicans know it.  That's why they have set loose their Manchurian Candidate, Barack Obama, to sow chaos within the Democratic coalition and split the vote so that the Republicans can squeak in by the back door and continue their insane behavior (remember Larry Craig?).

Barack Obama is the motormouth Energizer Bunny of destruction.  He talks a big game, but he has never done spit.  He won his senate seat by running unopposed after his Republican opponent was forced to withdraw because of a nasty divorce and wife-swapping scandal.  Since he has been in the senate he has never put through even one piece of legislation and he has never even engaged in one political battle with Republicans.  The guy's a complete nerd.

The only political fight he has ever engaged in has been to get up and call Hillary Clinton a bunch of dirty names.  Were Obama to win the Democratic nomination by appealing to a bunch of liberal meatheads, he would set Republicans dancing in the streets with glee.  All they would have to do is to repeat what I just said - he's a complete nerd.

Can you imagine Barack Obama going up against Vladimir Putin, who is a karate black belt and former KGB spy?  Or France's Nicholas Sarkozy, who is a political weasel of the first degree?  These animals would steal Barack Obama's baby bottle away from him and make him cry.

Obama likes to say how he understands foreign cultures because he lived in Indonesia when he was ten years old.  Great, that means he knows the difference between a mango and a guava.  He is proud of the fact that his father was a Kenyan goat herder.  I ain't knocking that, but last week Obama's tribe, the Luos, attacked a group of Kikuyu women and children who were huddled in a church and roasted them like a Saturday Night fish fry because the Luo tribe was unhappy with the election results.  That kind of foreign culture we do not need in this country, dig?

Nobody in the establishment media is willing to confront these unfortunate facts because of political correctness.  Fortunately, I do not care a spit for political correctness (if you don't believe me, check out my web site, http://www.200motels.net/).  With all the enemies I have made with my nasty computer, it's a miracle that I'm still walking around in the general population!

I frankly am in favor of giving Arnold Schwartznegger a big broom and letting him sweep all the idiots and misfits out of government.  Unfortunately, after a thing like that Washington would look like New York after the zombies ate all the people.  Failing that, I am throwing my support to Hillary and Bubbah the Former Fatman and let them beat the Republicans, which is what they were genetically programmed to do.


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