Jan. 8 - New York Senator Hillary Clinton denies that her come-from-behind victory over Barack Obama in the New Hampshire primary is the result of using performance-enhancing drugs.

"I just work out hard and keep in shape," she told reporters.

The sensational accusation her was leveled by the Clintons' family dog, Buddy, who testified under a grant of immunity before the Mitchell Commission.

Buddy insists he injected Sen. Clinton in the backside with Schmuckerol, a banned substance.

At a snap press conference immediately following announcement of her election victory, Sen. Clinton tearfully denied the allegations.  "We treated Buddy like a member of the family, and we only fed him Iams," she said.

Sen. Clinton produced a taped phone conversation with the dog in which he told her, "I can't wait to go for a walk with you."

Buddy's attorney, Rover Q. Wolfhound, expressed outrage that Clinton would secretly tape a confidential conversation with his client.  "This is war," he snapped.  "We're going to put Senator Clinton where she deserves to be - in the doghouse!"

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