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The big question mark which has been keeping New York wondering this basketball season is why Knicks owner James Dolan has not fired team manager Isiah Thomas after Thomas' disastrous management of the team.200motels News assembled a team of crack investigators from the Crack Detective Agency to ferret out the facts behind the case and they came up with this shocking report.DOLAN AND THOMAS ARE MARRIED!During the Knicks' disastrous rout by the Celtics in Boston, where they were mangled by a score of 110-59 (or whatever it was), Dolan and Thomas slipped away from the game and tied the knot in Massachusetts, the only state in the union that authorizes marriage between men!They were married at the Massachusetts Temple of Love, the same chapel where former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, wearing a wedding gown designed by Vera Wang, recently married Idaho senator Larry Craig in a ceremony that took place in a cubicle in the men's bathroom. color="#00ff00">
The ceremony was officiated by Rep. Barney Frank and witnessed by former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey, who wore a Nets jersey and miniskirt for the occasion. Singer George Michael played the mouth organ and sang "Abide By Me," while students from the Cory Lidle Aeronautical Training Institute performed a flying show overhead, skywriting the words "Til Death Do Us Part," before crashing into each other.
Oscar De La Hoya, dressed in a blonde wig, fishnet stockings and Victoria's Secret panties, acted as bridesmaid.After the ceremony Thomas and Dolan both announced they were pregnant.This has been a special report by 200motels News Network.
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Posted on 12/26/2007
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