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Celts 104 – Nerds 59. SHOOT THE FREAK!



This Is The End for the Knicks. Last night’s stomping by the Celts showed them up for what they are, a Coney Island sideshow of fruits and nuts.


Nothing against Isiah Thomas. He had a great record as a player, but as a manager he reeks like a barrel of rotten fish heads. He has put together a Dirty Dozen of spoiled misfits, only he doesn’t have the ability to mold them into a fighting force. The played like a schoolyard pickup-up team, and they were mowed down by Boston’s well-oiled professionals, who played like a coordinated team with a purpose.


The Celts had a comprehensive defense that didn’t let the Knicks even get near enough to the basket to set anything up. The Knicks were reduced to taking all their shots from the outside and were only able to score 25%. The Celts had a passing game that kept the Knicks running around like a Keystone Kops Komedy movie. The Celts were well-drilled in the fundamentals. Ray Allen shows up three hours before each game to practice all his moves, like a professional who takes his job seriously, while the Knicks are mugging to gangsta rap on their freakin’ iPods.


The Celts dug deep and broke up everything that the Knicks tried to put together, which wasn’t hard since the Knicks get their playbook out of the funny papers. They are not a team but a collection of mama’s boys. They are a reeking Porto-San that needs to get flushed out.


Isiah Thomas gets such a lack of respect that the Boston hotel where he was staying locked him out of his room for a joke. Wotta moron! He put together a team of retards and now he hasn’t got the slightest idea what to do with these tomato cans. He’s too soft to handle this gang of reform school class clowns


Meantime, Dolan is away on vacation, like he really gives a freak! He is too stoopid to replace Thomas because he wouldn’t know what to do and he doesn’t have the mental capacity to figure it out.


The Knicks looked OK against the Bulls because they are also a gang of 2-8 losers, but when our boys came up against a real team with values they collapsed like one of those imploded Atlantic City casinos.


Demolished, that’s the word. It was like the Polish cavalry going up against the German Panzer tanks, a comedy of terrors.


Oh, it’s going to be a looong winter of derision and humiliation for New York as this gang of retards presents us as a doormat for the rest of the country! Thanks for nothing, you freaks!


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Posted on 11/30/2007 ( Permanent Link )
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