RATS 7, ROACHES 6

The Rats and the Roaches ran amok

With a meatball that fell out of the pizza delivery truck

They decided to hold their championship game

In the alley underneath the elevated train

The Roaches kicked off and sent the ball

To Frankie The Rat who had just broke out of the Rikers Island jail

The Rats' quarterback was sacked

By a gang of waterbugs that jumped on his back

He fumbled the ball to the dismay of the coach

And it was recovered by Norman The Roach

The Roaches had the advantage in running the ball

Because they had more legs and could run up the wall

At half-time the score was Roaches 6, Rats zero

The Rats decided to send in their hero

Jake was the toughest rat on the street

He wore little cleats that fit on his rat feet

He said ‘Freddie you go short and Joe you go long

‘I'll break through the line because I am so strong'

When the meatball was snapped the Roaches piled in

And swarmed all over Jake like a jungle, Jim

A hundred roaches gathered round

But still they could not bring him down

Jake The Rat crushed them under his feet

And cracked their bodies with his cleats

Jake scored the touchdown and kicked the conversion

The Rats won by a whisker and that's the official version

After the game was the victory parade

Where The Rats ate the meatball and drank Gatorade

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