UP IN SMOKE!

Welcome to Malibu, the world’s biggest weenie roast.

The fire started when flames shot out of Lindsay Lohan’s crotch and ignited Ellen Degeneres’ dog.

Larry Craig almost roasted in his Porto-San.

There has been property destruction but very little human injury because at the time of the fire the whole state was away in rehab.

Britney Spears was seen wandering down the Pacific Coast Highway asking people, “Dude, Where’s My House?”

Things are so hot, Mexicans are jumping over the fence in the other direction.

At the San Diego Zoo the monkeys have formed a volunteer fire department and are using the elephants’ trunks for fire hoses.

Things are so hot in Malibu, Mel Gibson thought he had died and gone to hell.

Michael Jackson dangled his kid over the edge of the balcony and the hot air made the kid go up!

Pee-Wee Herman was jerking off in the adult cinema and his dick got so hot he had to let go.

Hugh Grant, who was arrested in his car getting oral sex from a hooker, told the cop that getting blown was the only way he could stay cool.

But the only people who were happy were Cheech and Chong, who are standing downwind from Paris Hilton’s house and inhaling the smoke.

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Posted on 10/23/2007 ( Permanent Link )
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