HAIL TO THE CHUMP!

 Excuse me while I lull myself to sleep by banging my head with a sledgehammer.

I can’t take it anymore. We as a society have finally reached the point of ultimate mental meltdown when Bush gets up before a convention of war veterans and declares that we can’t cop out of Iraq because it would be like abandoning Vietnam all over again.

Meanwhile, Bush was a Vietnam draft dodger, the same as Cheney, Giuliani, Romney and all those other pinhead patriotic freaks!

Not that I have anything against the draft dodgers. They were right. Nixon and Lyndon Johnson were psychos. Johnson had to resign in disgrace when it became clear that he was off his rocker, clearing the way for Nixon, who was impeached for hitlerite, megalomaniacal, delusional behavior. Nobody in his right mind would go off to get killed or maimed, or to ingest massive quantities of carcinogens like Agent Orange on the say-so of these madmen. Only a moron would buy into their harebrained megalomanic strategies.

Giuliani stayed out of the military draft by getting a student deferment so that he could study to be a hare lipped, cross dressing gumshoe attorney. Now he says we’re soft on Iraq. Cheney declared that he wasn’t inclined to be inducted into the army because he had better things to do. Now he’s the most hawkish on Iraq. Bush bought his way out of the draft by using his money and family influence to purchase a posting to the Texas Air National Guard, a summer camp for rich draft dodgers for which he didn’t even bother to show up.

The reason Dan Rather got thrown off CBS News is that he chose to expose the whole sordid mess about Bush’s war record, or rather, the lack of it, instead of meekly falling into line with the rest of the establishment and letting the truth fester beneath the surface like some vile blood blister.

But it doesn’t make the truth any less real. How Mr. Mission Accomplished and his nasty little gang of pricks can look themselves in the eye in light of all this blatant hypocrisy and lying is beyond the comprehension of anyone who pretends to lay claim to even the smallest island of reality.

Let me put it in plain English for anyone who has gotten lost in the verbiage of this article: Bush is a Vietnam-era draft dodger who is now claiming that we should have stayed and fought in Vietnam.

The only reason he is not being bombarded with a storm of rotten tomatoes is that half the country is stoned-out on Prozac and Oxycontin, and the other half has been rendered imbecilic as a result of chromosome breakage caused by industrial pollution. Then there is a third half, Republican scumbags who voted for this insane mess and would be happy to do it again because they are making money off the tax cuts, the skimming of medical spending into their pockets while vast numbers of Americans can’t afford to see a doctor and the profits from selling armaments for the Iraq war and its subsequent chaotic effect on spiking oil prices.

Bush is a lunatic, a hypocrite and a liar. But for his base, as he laughingly refers to it, he is doing a fine job of bringing home the bacon. As for reality, this is what one of his own flunkies had to say about it: “We are an empire. Reality is what we say it is.”



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