CHINESE CHECKERS

My clothes are made in China but the shirt is missing buttons and the zipper on my pants broke and I got arrested for indecent exposure. The sole of my Chinese sneakers came unglued and I stubbed my toe.

I bought some stock in a Chinese company, but their stock market collapsed.

I bought a Bruce Lee DVD but it was a counterfeit Made in China and it wrecked my television, which was also Made in China.

Then I brushed my teeth with Chinese toothpaste and they fell out. After that I ate a bagel made with Chinese flour and I got sick, so I took some medicine, but it was counterfeit from China, so I got even sicker.

The ambulance came, but it had been repaired with counterfeit parts Made in China, so it broke down. I decided to walk to the hospital but while I was on my way I got run over by a Chinese deliveryman on a bicycle.

Finally I got so pissed off that I wrote a letter of complaint to the Chinese Ministry of Trade, but my Chinese computer crashed.

Then I read that the Chinese government official responsible for all the shabby exports had been sentenced to death by firing squad, but since the rifles were also Made in China they didn’t work, so he lived!

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Posted on 6/6/2007 ( Permanent Link )
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