GARBAGE GIRL

Naomi Campbell demonstrated once again what a witless moron she is by appearing immediately after her community service in an evening gown, pushing it in our face how exclusive she is.

She was blessed with classic beauty, but not with classic brains. Instead of using her beauty to bring happiness to the world, she insists on following her low instincts and trying to show how superior she is to the rest of us.

Unfortunately for her, physical beauty is something that fades with time, and ultimately you are left with a mirror image of your true nature.

If Campbell would have been smarter she would have brought a stylist with her to the sanitation facility that she was assigned to and jazzed up her work outfit. Then she could have done a little catwalk for the photographers with the orange vest, the boots and the broom and the world would have loved her for it. I guarantee you that in three months’ time the runways of Paris would have been bursting with “le look éboueuse” the sanitation look, with pigtailed models pushing brooms to songs like “Stick Out Your Can, Here Comes The Garbage Man.”

Instead, Campbell decided to show the vindictive, vengeful side of her that we already know so well, that is so prevalent in New York, characterized by other such humorless fucks as Donald Trump, Rosie O’Donnell and numberless other cretinous big shots.

Nobody has a sense of humor anymore, and even fewer New Yorkers are inspired by any kind of magnanimous or humanitarian instincts.

I hate to give advice and I hate even more to receive it, but Naomi Campbell could have turned the unfortunate, vicious actions of her past to her advantage by using them as an excuse to make a gracious, charitable gesture to the kind of poor creatures she used to victimize by making a donation to battered women, or visiting a women’s shelter. It would have taken five minutes of her time, but it would have made New York a more wonderful place, and it would have done her public image a lot of good too.

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Posted on 3/24/2007 ( Permanent Link )
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