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“I’d like an order of Kentucky Fried Rat.”
“Coming right up!”
“Is that rat fresh?”
“He just fell into the cooker.”
“You got any of them crispy baby rat nuggets?”
“I think I saw some babies in the men’s room waste basket. We can cook ‘em up for you.”
“Oh goody! And don’t forget to sprinkle them with extra maggots. Also, I’d like a Taco Bell spinach salad.”
“Would you like anything to drink?”
“Yeah, I want a vanilla shake with flies and roaches. I see you also sell Pizza Hut. How’s the pizza?”
“All our toppings are fresh out of the dumpster.”
“Give me a slice with waterbugs.”
“You want those waterbugs alive or dead?”
“Alive. It’s more fun to watch them stuck in the cheese. Do you deliver?”
“Sure we do. In fact, our food will walk over to your house by itself.”
“That’s even better. That way I don’t have to spend a tip. It’s too bad you don’t sell Chinese food too.”
“We wanted to, but there’s not enough stray cats and dogs in the neighborhood.”
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Posted on 2/28/2007
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