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had to go to New Jersey to pick up some money.
When I bent over to pick up the money, somebody came up behind me, pulled down my pants and gave me a New Jersey shot in the butt.
Little did I know, but the men in New Jersey, not content just to get married to each other, had insisted on the right to have babies. So Rutgers University developed the New Jersey Butt Babies, which have been featured in The New York Post. So, as it turned out, I got pregnant.
Being pro-life, I checked into a home for unwed mothers, which in New Jersey they have special ones for pregnant men.
Nine months later I gave birth to a New Jersey Butt Baby. They had to spray it with a pressure washer to get the brown stuff off.
I brought the baby home, raised the baby and brought the baby up to a man.
When the baby reached 21 years of age, I said, “My son, I have a confession to make.”
He said, “What’s the confession, Father?”
I said, “I’m not your father. I’m your mother.
“Governor McGreevey is your father.”
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Posted on 2/24/2007
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