NEW YORK SUBWAY CONDOMS

The Express Train To Your Butt

Mayor Bloomberg introduced a line of condoms with the symbols of New York’s subway lines on them. When I saw this, I was inspired by the muse of Shakespeare to immortalize this moment of history in verse. So here it is, folks, the moment you’ve been waiting for – The 200motels Poetry Corner!

I got a pack of Subway condoms
And took the train to your house fast
Because I wanted to beat rush hour
And catch the express train to your ass
Your mouth was Lincoln Center
And your titties were Times Square
But I was in a hurry
To get down to South Ferry
And smell the fish that swim down there
I put the D Train on my dick
And the N Train on my nuts
I rode the A Train to your ass
And stopped off to buy a Metropass
The B Train stands for Blowjob
And the F Train stands for Fuck
I looked in vain for the P Train
But I didn’t have no luck
There’s no P Train to the pussy
Unfortunately for me
But a blowjob on the B Train
Made me happy as could be
I rode the G Train to your G-Spot
Bounced on you and told you thanks a lot
Baby let me jump your turnstile
You can pull my emergency brake
When the train goes in the tunnel
You can make believe that it’s a snake
I got a condom with Mayor Bloomberg on the front
He wants to inspect your juicy cunt
So baby spread your legs real wide
So me and the mayor can come inside

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Posted on 1/8/2007 ( Permanent Link )
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