TAKE A PILL!

This moron Cheney is a totally apt metaphor for what has been going on since day one. We have been shooting each other, shooting ourselves in the foot, shooting our foreign friends and shooting innocent bystanders.

We have been shooting our own leadership any time they have had the courage to digress from our own suicidal tendency to shoot ourselves in the head. We have put firearms in the hands of small children to shoot each other in kindergarten, put automatic weapons in the hands of adolescents and allowed them to turn high schools into “Shoot The Freak” firing ranges.

We have permitted ourselves to be seduced by gun manufacturers into turning our streets into violent video games, our homes into shooting galleries, our public places into free-fire zones.

When our allies have tried to warn us against shooting ourselves in the foot, we have wheeled around and shot them, then stuffed the gun in our waistband and shot off our dick.

Our news commentators, who are specifically selected for their docility, conformism and mediocrity, have lulled us into complacency after each horror, assuring us that this state of affairs is the natural order of things and that we as a nation will continue to persevere, even as they themselves get sent to be shot and blown up bringing us “happy news” from the scene of our latest misbegotten crusade of idiocy.

People are blowing each other away over traffic accidents, arguments about women, card games, sideways looks and perceived insults while the nation’s imperial rulers are getting drunk and shooting each other in the face over smoldering, repressed interior resentments that they have not the culture or intelligence to express any other way.

From a standpoint of emotional development, putting a powerful firearm in the hands of an imbecilic moron like Dick Cheney is exactly the same as putting one in the hands of a retarded gang banger from Hollister, Queens. The end result is the same – mayhem and destruction.

Take away the firearms, and you will still have the same cretinous imbeciles, but they would have to express their thuggery with fists, knives and clubs, which would at least let some innocent bystanders off the hook, in addition to which some of our politicians might survive.

The underlying motivation for this suicidal behavior, the desire of the Elmer Fudds of the world to see themselves as Rambo, might then be addressed through pharmaceutical innovation.

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Posted on 2/14/2006 ( Permanent Link )
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