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I give Bush an A for his idiot State of the Union speech. In bringing up the energy issue, which he intends to do absolutely nothing about, he threw out a stinky, smelly red herring that all the newspapers and television analysts gave their full attention to, and completely changed the subject from his own glaring policy failures like Iraq and Katrina and all the scandalous Republican thievery.
In a purely cosmetic move, The Republican House caucus named John Boehner as the "reform" candidate for majority leader, which is like trying to sell you an old hooker by convincing you that she is a virgin. Only an idiot could be satisfied by this lame gambit, but as a wise philosopher once observed, "Nobody ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
On another track, Bush’s Republican-dominated judiciary succeeded in pushing back Lewis Libby’s trial date to next January, allowing damaging testimony by high administration officials, notably Vice-President Chaney, to take place well after the congressional elections of November.
Bush has successfully succeeded in avoiding being impeached by his own party, which would have been inevitable had he permitted all these festering sores to come to a head in this election year.
The press and, shamefully, the Democrats allowed all these maneuvers to pass without so much as lifting a finger, proving once again that whatever feeble remnants of a democracy as we once possessed are now faded memories. And the blame falls just as much upon the Democrats, who have unfailingly bent over for Bush to sodomize them.
Remember, you read it here. Brain damage and chromosome breakage have decimated the reasoning powers of our intellectual class to such an extent that the average citizen may as well take another Prozac and plug into his iPod. Once they shut me down, it’ll be Aldous Huxley’s (anybody out there still knows who he was?) “Brave New World” brought to you in living color.
On the other side of the world, Muslims are raising hell because they don’t like some cartoons published in Denmark portraying Muhammad as a towelhead bomb thrower.
WELL EXCUSE ME!!!! It’s ok for them to portray Jews as ghoulish organ profiteers in Turkish movies, and they crowd into movie theaters to see Mel Gibson’s depiction of Jews as deformed, hook-nosed, crooked-teeth Christ killers in “The Passion of the Christ.” That was ok! Any cheap shots at Jews or westerners as soulless, greedy whores is par for the course, but an idiotic cartoon of Muhammad with an IED in his turban is enough to provoke bloody riots across the Middle East.
They need our money. The Iranians declared they wouldn’t interrupt oil production over the nuclear standoff, not out of a sense of international cooperation, but because our money is what permits them to run around behaving like lunatics. If the developed world could establish a sensible energy policy, those jackasses would have to go back to burning camel dung to keep warm. Oh, what a wonderful world it would be if we could get these morons off our back!
That is why I believe in working closely with the wonderful people that inhabit our hemisphere. South America and Canada are rich in natural resources, and Latin people make wonderful immigrants to replace our declining birth rate. In this I agree with freakin’ Bush, although how he ever got something right is a mystery to me!
Closer to home, Schmucky the rat emerged from the subway, saw his shadow and went back in, which means we'll have six more weeks of garbage for Staten Island.
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Posted on 2/3/2006
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