DOGGY STEPS

Hi, I’m Maurice Cheeks, head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers.

You know, it can be tough for a short player like Allen Iverson to reach the basket for a slam dunk.

So we got him DOGGY STEPS! With DOGGY STEPS, Allen can slam dunk like our other players.

And during those periods when Allen is not playing and he has to sit on the bench, DOGGY STEPS helps him to climb up on the bench with the other players.

That’s not all! With DOGGY STEPS, Allen can climb up on the trainer’s table to get his painkiller shots. Before DOGGY STEPS our trainer, Steve, used to have to bend over and pick Allen up, putting stress on Steve’s back.

Now, with DOGGY STEPS, all that bending over and lifting is a thing of the past, and Allen’s short legs no longer prevent him from climbing on the table by himself.

DOGGY STEPS can also be taken outside and used to help Allen board the team bus by himself.

With DOGGY STEPS there’s no bending and lifting, and Allen can move around by himself like the rest of the team without additional help.

So if you have short team players, don’t wait any longer. Call our 800 number now! If you call right now we’ll send you, absolutely free, a month’s supply of marijuana laced with anabolic steroids to help your short players to achieve their full athletic potential.

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Posted on 12/21/2005 ( Permanent Link )
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