Iraqi P.M. Narrowly Escapes Death!

Former Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi narrowly missed death in the Shiite city of Najaf when congregants at a mosque where he had stopped to pray started throwing their shoes at him.

"Some of those shoes really hurt!" explained Allawi. "I got hit in the head with a Michael Jordan Converse sneaker."

"Also, I got a spike-heel Jimmy Choo pump stuck up my butt!

"A lot of those shoes were really stinky!"

An FBI spokesman confirmed that some of the shoes that hit Allawi were Chinese knock-offs. "In one shoe we found a printed message from a Chinese fortune cookie.

"This confirms our assertion that the insurgents are receiving foreign assistance."

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Posted on 12/5/2005 ( Permanent Link )
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