What Do Women Want?

Why are men like…

Taxis?
Because when you need one you can never find one.

Sperm?
Because out of millions, only one is any good.

A computer?
Because when you need it most, it crashes.

A microwave?
Because it only takes 15 seconds to heat up.

A pizza?
Because you make a phone call, and a hot one arrives at your door in 30 min

A broom?Because it's no good without the handle.

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