Supreme Stooges

                                                                             Supreme Court Justice Dave Schultz

Leave me alone about freakin judge Sonya Sotomayor! What do I care about judges, who are a bunch of misfits? OK, they need to appoint a Democrat to the Supreme Court so there no longer exists a Republican majority to steal another election as they did in 2000, that I will grant you.

But, fundamentally, the Supreme Court is staffed with a group of judicial stooges. When the freakin Supreme Court voted unanimously to let the bogus Paula Jones lawsuit against Clinton, who was the sitting president at the time, go through it plunged the country into chaos for years, leading to the bogus impeachment trial against Clinton in the Senate, which collapsed when the fact emerged that all the Republican senators who were leading the charge were themselves also guilty of adultery (hats off to Larry Flynt). Clinton ended up surviving while Gingrich, Hyde and all the other big Republican pricks were forced to resign. But it was the idiot Supreme Court that initiated the process.

Who gets appointed to the Supreme Court? Lawyers, who are trained to lie and subvert reality. I recently had to go to court to sue the bus company for negligence for breaking my arm. The bus company sent an attorney who didn’t know spit, but she knew how to lie and play mind games. She was a Condoleeza Rice clone, and her brainpower was the equivalent of Condoleeza Rice’s, which is to say: nothing. The jury saw through her and awarded me the judgment.

Lawyers are trained in the statutes and the decisions, but they are not trained in ethics. Therefore, they believe they can get away with anything. When I was on the stand the defense subjected me to a charade game of “answer yes or no”. Finally, I complained, “That’s a loaded question”. The defense screamed, “Objection, your honor!”

The judge screamed at me, “You have to answer the question ‘yes or no’". But I had made my point to the jury. Ultimately they voted in my favor.

Let me give you an example to where this “yes or no” technique can result in a distortion of reality:

“President Washington, isn’t it true that you are a traitor to your country? Yes or no”.

“No”.

But isn’t it true that the legally constituted government of the thirteen colonies was the British crown in London, England? Yes or no”.

“That’s a load of baloney”.

“Objection, your honor!”

“Answer yes or no”.

“Yes”.

“Therefore you engaged in treason, is that correct? Yes or no”.

Blah blah blah. What a bunch of horseshit!

Basically, the last person you want deciding a case is an attorney, which is what most judges are (nothing in the law mandates that judges be chosen from the ranks of attorneys). Frankly, I would be happier if judges were picked from the ranks of professional athletes, whom natural selection has chosen to be the true leaders of humanity. Personally, my choice for the bench would be Dave Schultz, who was the captain of the 1970’s Philadelphia Flyers hockey team, and who led the famed “Schultz’s Army” of Schultz, Clark and Makalarky to the Stanley Cup.

“Presiding judge, Dave Schultz”.

“Your honor, I move for a summary dismissal of the lawsuit brought by 200motels against the MTA”.

“Fuck you, ya moron! One more word of you and I’ll come down off the bench and knock your teeth out, you pencil-neck mutherfucker of a lawyer!”

The biggest problem I have with freakin Sonya Sotomayor is her often-repeated statement “I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experience would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male”.

Whoa! Hold the phone right there, Manuela! Affirmative action was originally conceived to level the playing field, not to tilt it in the other direction. Any horse manure about Spanish women being more qualified than a white male is the distorted product of a sick mind. This was not an offhand remark, but a statement of policy that she has repeated on several documented occasions.

I am perfectly cognizant of the fact that American society was built on a foundation of slavery and exploitation, even to the extent that the Capitol and the White House were built using slave labor. But there has to be a more equitable solution for redressing historical grievances than the one we are presently pursuing. Obama doesn’t have all the answers. He is not even capable of throwing a baseball sixty feet, as he proved last night at the All-Star Game. Any decent American president of his age would have gone into the bullpen and thrown a few warm-up pitches before going public with it.

Having lived in New York for several decades already, I know how these dorks are capable of creating their own perverted alternative reality. I see it all around me on a daily basis. That’s why we have no manufacturing base left and why the financial services sector has been reduced to meltdown status. This is a terrible thing to say, but there is an understanding between the women, the gays and the minorities to reshuffle the deck, leaving white alpha males at the bottom of the pile. Oh, there are still white males around, but they are the politically correct metrosexual men, who have had any leadership ability leeched out of them. This is the new economic reality, which is why we are in our present situation.

Fine, what do I care? I will find a way to survive as I always have. I am certainly not advocating a social counter-revolution, which would throw us into the tender embrace of Bill O’Reilly and Fox News. But until we as a society return to a society of merit, and I am not referring to which freakin school you attended, the situation will continue to deteriorate to the point where people are driving to the country and butchering cattle in the fields to feed their families, which happened in Argentina when its currency collapsed.

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Posted on 7/15/2009 ( Permanent Link )
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