Typhoid Mary

Future ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has released a letter through her attorney threatening to sue anybody who writes anything unkind about her. Well, BOO-HOO-HOO! It’s always the biggest pricks who threaten to sue. I was threatened with a lawsuit by a lying, thieving jerk who forged my name on phony documents of incorporation, exposing me for $20,000 of his tax debt. He barely escaped being indicted for offering a false instrument, and everything he owns is now secured by IRS liens.

I was also threatened with a lawsuit by an incontinent, unstable woman who sued and repeatedly slandered her ex-husband in the press, accusing him of sexual behavior with the dog and unnatural practices which left her crotch rotting like a jungle undergrowth. All I did was make fun of her. Ultimately, the judge forced her to abandon the suit, although that did not stop her form calling me at my home and threatening to “crush” me ha-ha! Another blown-up windbag crashes into earth. No man will ever touch her with a ten-foot pole after the things she said to the newspapers about her own crotch.

Considering the insults and slander that the Republicans have been dishing out at Democrats for hundreds of years, it’s hysterical what thin skins they themselves have. You know the old saying: all bullies are cowards, and nothing exemplifies that more than the Limbaugh-Cheney-Palin axis, who are a bunch of clowns. (So sue me!)

Republicans are losers. I always maintained that. Now that the internet has evened up the playing field a bit, giving freedom of speech to people who were heretofore excluded from the debate because they refused to kiss the butt of the reactionary establishment, the Republicans are being assaulted as never before, and it is killing them. It’s never going to stop. “Now that I’ve got you, baby, I’m never gonna let you go”.

Lawsuits or no lawsuits, the Republican Party is on its way to the elephants graveyard. Sarah freakin Palin is not going to save it. Are you kidding? A half-term governor of Alaska? I saw one knucklehead TV announcer call Palin a populist and compare her with Huey Long. She’s no Huey Long, OK? She’s a freakin bobblehead one-time beauty queen winner of an Alaskan beauty contest. Who were the other contestants, a moose and a caribou? She was the mayor of a garbage dump town in Alaska that nobody ever heard of, and a half-term governor whose only official accomplishment was to fire the state police chief when he refused to fire her brother-in-law.

You want to compare her to Huey Long? Long passed the Louisiana bar at age 20 without ever attending college. He practiced law; got elected to the state legislature; got appointed state railroad commissioner and went to war against Standard Oil, forcing them to pay a royalty for each barrel of oil extracted in the state; got elected governor twice; built the state highway network; established statewide public education with free textbooks for poor students; built Louisiana State University and established its medical center; got elected U.S. senator and simultaneously held the posts of senator and governor. The Republicans tried to impeach Long as governor, but he went onto the floor of the state senate and directed his own parliamentary defense, defeating their effort. In 1933 Long decided to run for president and scared the pants off of Pres. Franklin D. Roosevelt. He might have succeeded, but he was assassinated in the Louisiana state capitol in Baton Rouge by – a Republican.

For anyone to compare a witless stooge like Sarah Palin, a mouth with no brain, to a monumental political genius like Huey Long, is an example of the kind of jackasses who inhabit our present body politic. Sarah Palin doesn’t even have the ability or expertise to operate a hot dog stand on the Coney Island boardwalk. She is a wretched inflatable doll with a string sticking out, and you pull the string and she repeats imbecilic little slogans like a Barbie Doll. To mention her in the same context as Huey Long is an abomination.

Life is more than just a load of hot air that you blast out of your mouth, and what Sarah Palin must ultimately confront, after a lifetime of shooting off empty noise, is the extent of her accomplishments, which basically consist of creating grief for everybody with whom she has come into contact. Palin is Typhoid Mary, spreading bad vibes and illness everywhere she goes without ever having to endure the consequences herself.

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Posted on 7/7/2009 ( Permanent Link )
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