Jan. 1 New Marriage Rules for Massachussetts

                                                                                "Darling, soon nothing will come between us"

Starting January 1, citizens of Massachussetts will have the option of marrying their barnyard animals.

This is particularly welcome news for Red Sox and Patriots fans, for whom the concept of marriage between men and women is an abomination. Everybody knows that Red Sox and Patriot fans prefer single sex marriages, which is why all the women flee to New York, where they can get laid in the normal way.

The above picture shows the governor of Massachussetts accompanying his new bride to the Honeymoon Suite of the Boston Holiday Inn.

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