This Swine Is Mine

Here is a quote from my favorite doormat, The New York Sun of September 9, 2008:

“John Cyr, of the Alaska Public Safety Employees Association, which represents the State Police, told an interviewer that nobody from the Obama campaign has even bothered to call him about Governor Sarah Palin’s firing of the State Police chief because he refused to fire her ex brother-in-law.

“ ‘I want to state categorically… on the record, that the Obama campaign never called me to talk about Mike Wooten or Governor Palin’.

“Discussing a call from a local Obama campaign worker about a possible union endorsement of Obama, Cyr said, ‘the conversation never touched on the governor’s firing of Wooten. Nobody was saying ‘where is this Wooten thing going’.”

See, the Obama campaign was real professional when it came to shutting down Hillary Clinton, which was the equivalent of beating your mother at gin rummy. In fact, they didn’t even beat her – they just whined and nagged until the party finally got sick of hearing about it and made her get out, even though she was winning contest after contest.

The Republicans, however, are another story. They are in this thing to win. They have got a professional candidate and their traditional nasty vice-presidential attack pig.

However, the process of putting up nasty insulting pricks has its hazards. They are invariably corrupt assholes. Nixon almost got thrown off Eisenhower’s ticket for accepting cash gifts from a slush fund set up by high-rolling Republican contributors. He only managed to hang on by the skin of his teeth because Eisenhower, who detested him, was ready to throw him to the wolves. Nixon saved himself by going on television and crying to the public in a sanctimonious, bleating appeal that went down in history as the “Checkers” speech because he whined, “The only thing they gave me was my little dog, Checkers, and I’m going to keep him.”

Now, you have to be a total idiot to fall for a piece of garbage like that, but ‘idiot’ is the operative wordwhen one is referring to the Republican electorate, and they flooded Republican headquarters with calls and telegrams to keep that nice Dick Nixon on the ballot.

Eisenhower, sensing the shift in public opinion, expressed his support for Nixon. “Dick’s my boy,” he said warmly, thereby keeping Nixon politically alive until he would self-destruct 20 years later in Watergate.

Eisenhower, like McCain, was a former military man, but of a much higher stature. Where McCain was a fighter pilot who couldn’t manage to stay aloft, Eisenhower was the Supreme Commander of the Allied Expeditionary Forces in Europe, the administrative general officer in charge of the strategy and execution for the military campaign to eradicate Hitler. He was like a god. But even so, understanding the nature of Republican retail politics, he felt the need to have a disgusting asshole on the ticket to placate the great numbers of swine who vote Republican. [this story has got more barnyard animals than Old Macdonald]

Nevertheless, in appointing those nasty creeps, just by the nature of their genetic attributes, the ugly Republicans present opportunities to the Democrats. In the case of this Sarah Palin individual, who was collecting state expense money for sleeping in her own home, one of her first official acts as governor was to pursue a personal vendettaagainst her ex brother-in-law, a State Trooper, whom she tried to get thrown off the force for entirely personal reasons (Spitzer, anyone?).

When the Alaska Public Safety Commissioner in effect told this rookie governor to go play with her Barbie dolls and not tell him how to do his job, she went bananas. She applied all her vindictive energies to getting him thrown out of his job.

You don’t just get a State Police commissioner fired by writing one memo. She had to apply a lot of time and application to the project, which goes a long way to defining her personal qualities. Anybody who has ever had to deal with a vindictive, destructive female personality in a job situation will identify Sarah Palin for what she is: a plague.

But first you have to get the story out, and that’s where the Democrats and their candidate are falling down on the job. They have the perfect chance to expose her for a big prick, especially to male voters, who have to deal with worthless assholes like her all the time, but nobody in the Obama campaign has even bothered to pick up a phone. Evidently, that’s too much work.

The devil is in the details. If the Democrats don’t get out there and destroy Sarah Palin, she will destroy them. And then the rest of us will be stuck with her for a lifetime of misery. You can always get rid of your old lady, but how do you get rid of a member of the executive branch?

When asked about how the Democrats plan to eradicate this pestilence, former San Francisco mayor and California state assembly leader, Willie Brown, expressed the hope that the press would “do its job and expose her.”

Wrong answer! You don’t send a syphilitic whore of a reporter to do a human being’s job. If you wait for a third party to do your fighting for you, you’ll be waiting a long damn time. You got to get your hands dirty and do it yourself. Nobody seems to want to do shit anymore. People are not motivated. Freddy Mac, Fanny Mae and Lehman Brother banks have to be rescued. Car companies and airlines have to be rescued. People are glued to their chairs and nobody wants to get off the dime.

The immediate result is that we are going to end up with a cheap, dimestore Margaret Thatcher, only without Thatcher’s brains. The long-term result is that this country is going to live a much-diminished standard of living compared to what we have been used to.

What do I care? As soon as I collect the money from my lawsuit, I am outta here!

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