Republicans' Baby Shower

With their usual brilliance for shifting the focus of the country away from any coherent discourse and in the direction of utter nonsense, the Republican Party has brought babies front and center to the national agenda.

Genius is not guided by any normal parameters of logic or intelligence, and in the course of its idiotic stumbling and nonsense, the party has happened upon the most potent current issue of the day – freakin babies!

Sarah Palin’s idiotic kid, by getting knocked up as a teenager, is following in the career path of Lindsay Lohan, Vito Fosella, John Edwards, the baby-making gang of teenage girls in Gloucester, MA, Madonna, and that most notable airhead earth goddess of witless fecundity, a veritable baby-making machine in her own right, Angelina Jolie.

But inundating us with babies day-and-night all over the newspapers, TV and magazines wasn’t enough. Oh no! The Republicans, in their own lovable knuckleheaded way, have figured out how to move babies to the center of the political agenda.

Maybe McCain is a genius like a freakin Jerry Lewis comedy character by having created this idiocy. Or maybe he just has a beautiful instinct for landing in the right place at the right time, like when horsing around with his fighter jet and getting shot down turned him into a war hero and major presidential prospect.

If Ronald Reagan was a genius because he was too stoopid to be confused by complicated thinking, maybe McCain is a genius for repeatedly stepping in it and then coming up smelling like roses, like appointing this Palin idiot and her idiot family and stumbling onto an issue that can win him the election.

This idiotic baby business has got all the elements of taking the country by storm and elevating Sarah Palin into a big-time national star. The Democrats better stop making fun of her and get their own babies up front and center, or they are going to lose out big-time in the baby sweepstakes and it is going to end up costing them electoral votes.

This is what we have come down to in this country – from idiots we have moved down the food chain to infants. The Russians have their Putin and oil.  The French have Sarkozy and his pop star wife. What have we got? An idiot, McCain; an undertaker, Obama (sorry, Obama has finally morphed in my mind as an undertaker in an old John Ford western); and freakin babies flying around with wings. Babies everywhere – in restaurants, in movies. It’s only a matter of time before Rockefeller Center gets rid of the Rockettes and replaces them with freakin dancing babies!

Babies are at the center of every conversation. It used to be that I had to listen to endless tedious low-brow conversation about Manhattan real estate values. I figured, it can’t get any worse than this. Boy, was I wrong! Now all you hear about is Pampers and baby formula.

Naturally, all this procreation, which doesn’t take much talent and is accessible to even the lowest-grade moron, precludes any topics of adult interest. It’s very rare you are able to talk about the Punic Wars or 19th century French literature.

I never had any interest in freakin babies or family values. The basic spread in human intelligence between people and their children in this country has diminished to the extent that it is at the vanishing point. At this stage there is no difference between talking to a 4 year-old and a 40 year-old, and that is the reality the Republicans have stumbled upon. It may win them the election. All they have to do from this point forward is run a campaign of (ugh!) cute little babies and they will win big.

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