O BEER-O MIO!

Beer in the morning is a beautiful thing
Your head might be in winter but your mouth is in spring
There’s nothing like beer to chase away the blues
After a couple of six packs you’ve got no mind to lose
The beer I have drunk is my best friend
We’ll be together until it pops out the other end
The wise men tell us you can’t buy beer just rent it
I wish I could be the guy who invent it
After thousands of years of research and struggle
The guy screamed “Eureka! I think it’s starting to bubble
“This beer’s gonna’ make me famous and rich
“But before that I'm gonna’ get drunk as a bitch!”
O Great God Budweiser please hear my plea
Let a Corona of Heinekin wash over me
On an island of pizza and fried onion rings
Make me a life raft of Buffalo wings
Deliver it all by a girl with big titties
And the finest big butt in all New York City
Send me some hot dogs and jalapeño poppers
And don’t forget the Big Macs and Burger King Whoppers
Budweiser Heineken Michelob too
I pledge my drunken soul to you
I don’t want no stinkin’ Mountain Dew
Just wash over me your golden shower
Let a thousand beer cans flower
Then I can belch around in perpetual motion
And fart through the sky like jet propulsion

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