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Hannibal the Cannibal



Hannibal the Cannibal
The baddest guard dog in the Bronx
If you mess with Hannibal
You're sure to get a bad response

When Hannibal was a little pup
His mama said to him
"Someday you will be the guard dog
Of the South Bronx Boxing Gym"

Boxing is the only sport
That Hannibal loves
He's even got a pair
Of custom-tailored canine boxing gloves

Don't drive down Tremont Avenue
When Hannibal's on guard
He'll chase you for a couple of blocks
And then he'll eat your car

Some folks say Mike Tyson
Will bite your ear and eat it
But Hannibal the Cannibal
Will bite your butt and beat it


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Posted on 11/13/2005 ( Permanent Link )
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