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Little Hairy Pothead signs on as a cabin boy on The Good Ship Lollypop. While The Good Ship Lollypop is sailing the South China Sea, it is attacked and overrun by The Chinese Opium Bandits.
The Chinese Opium Bandits take Hairy Pothead and throw him in The Orphanage for Chinese Opium Bandits in Shanghai.
In the Orphanage for Chinese Opium Bandits, they don’t feed the kids porridge – they give them opium suppositories. But they never give them enough to really get messed up.
One day Hairy Pothead is lying around in the Great Hall of The Orphanage for Chinese Opium Bandits with all the other little wasted orphans, hungry for more opium.
Two hundred bleary pairs of eyes watch as Hairy Pothead, emboldened by his desire for more dope, advances to the front of the hall where the Headmaster is standing, pulls down his little pants, bends over and plaintively whines:
“PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?”
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Posted on 11/13/2005
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