While Giants QB Eli Manning is squirreling himself away in his pad studying football tapes, Patriots superstar Tom Brady was doing a different sort of research.  Ever-vigilant New York Post paparazzi caught Brady, his foot in a splint, delivering a huge bouquet of flowers to Brazilian supermodel Giselle Bündschen at her Greenwich Village townhouse, where he shacked up with her for a couple of days, sticking his head out the door only to pay for Mexican take-out food.

When Brady finally emerged he was wearing the splint on another part of his body.  This looks like a replay of Tony Romo's thumb massage that he received from Jessica Simpson in Cabo San Lucas, which left him doubled over with fatigue for the Giants to roll over him like a steamroller at Cowboys Stadium.  Only, instead of getting his thumb comforted, Tom Brady got a Brazilian foot job.

Dating can take a lot out of you.  I consider myself to be in shape, but a particularly energetic date with a compliant female has left me bent out of shape for weeks at a time on more occasions than I care to recall.  In Stanley Kubrick's classic satirical movie "Dr. Strangelove" mad NATO commander Jack D. Ripper, played by Sterling Hayden, rails against the commie plot to enervate America's fighting will by draining us of our precious bodily fluids.  Sure, the man was totally whacked out of his mind, but maybe he had a point, that there is a certain core essence in a performing individual that can be drained out of him like leaving the fluid valve open on a compressor engine (can we talk guy talk?)

Sports history is replete with anecdotes of bookmakers who ensure their investments by hiring hookers to knock on the hotel room doors of athletes the night before the big game.  Fortunately for them, in the case of Tony Romo and Tom Brady, there is no need for any outlay of cash - these guys are only too happy to go along with the program.

Meantime, Eli Manning is holed up in his pad watching football tapes and figuring his calculations.  Manning doesn't talk much, and in New York, where the loudest-crying baby is the one who gets fed, that has worked against him.  One of his most vociferous critics, Tiki Barber, who has a lot to say on every subject, mainly about himself, is now finding that history has passed him by and is running to catch up with the Manning Express, along with all the other wiseguys.  So typical!

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