17 MORE UNNATURAL SHOCKS THAT FLESH IS HEIR TO: (Only 907 to go!)
-Head-on collisions between text messaging pedestrians. (Thanks, Abner).
-LEGO-shaped fun snacks--to confuse kids everywhere about what to put in their mouths and what not to!
-The permanent campaign model of the Presidency.
-The walking cane as ironic hipster accoutrement.
-Jeans with holes in them costing more than jeans without holes in them.
-The use of Glade as a drug.
-The fact that amputated legs of albino human beings are now considered a good luck charm in Indonesia.
-McCain's applause line "smile" aka rictus aka facial misfire.
-Impeachment for lying about a blowjob but not for lying about a war.
-Paying $11 for the right to watch a half hour of promos and ads in the movie theater.
-A man auctioning off his life on Ebay.
-A very conventional production of Hamlet with an entirely unscripted ending.
- That some black people are evidently considering voting for John McCain.
-The Chrysler Building and the Flatiron Building being foreign-owned.
-A Pregnant Man.
-Ron Paul ending his presidential campaign.
-Doc Rivers outcoaching Phil Jackson.
-Athletes using Viagra as a performance enhancer.
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/06/09/2008-06-09_source_roger_clemens_host_of_athletes_po.html
(And I thought that whole "I take it so I can score whenever the manager puts me in the game" business was metaphorical!)
LFAQs:
Hmm. How do you run with an anvil in your pants?
Weird thing. I see on intrade that Hillary being the Dem. Nominee is still trading at 5% likely. Is there any way to read that other than translating into a 5% likelihood of Obama being assassinated?
Is it racist to suggest that any black person in America who votes for McCain should cease to be considered a...
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